Another silly a$$ed joke

[Ron G.]

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.

Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears.

"What's wrong?" asked the mother.

"I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.

"Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."

Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."

"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."

[Tom Strange]

<_<

I wish you would've warned me Fineas...

... er... Fiscus...

[Tom Strange]

Q: Who is the poorest guy in West Virginia?

A: The tooth fairy.

[Tom Strange]

Q: Know why they call it a tooth brush?

A: It was invented in Arkansas!

[CoolWaters]

"...and I shot the dog."

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tom Strange]

That was funny wasn't it CW...

A blonde decides to go ice fishing at a frozen lake. She cuts a hole in the ice and sets up her stool. A voice from the heavens booms "There are no fish under that ice!"

She moves her stool 20 feet away and drills a new hole. Again, a voice says, "There are no fish under that ice!"

She makes another hole. Again the voice informs her that there are no fish.

"Is that you, God?" the blonde asks.

"No. This is the manager of the ice rink."

[Raf]

Q: Know why they call it a tooth brush?

A: It was invented in Arkansas!

I've always heard this the other way around:

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?

If it were invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

[Tom Strange]

Either way we didn't get one response out of Ron! Not ONE!