A blonde decides to go ice fishing at a frozen lake. She cuts a hole in the ice and sets up her stool. A voice from the heavens booms "There are no fish under that ice!"
She moves her stool 20 feet away and drills a new hole. Again, a voice says, "There are no fish under that ice!"
She makes another hole. Again the voice informs her that there are no fish.
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Tom Strange
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I wish you would've warned me Fineas...
... er... Fiscus...
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Q: Who is the poorest guy in West Virginia?
A: The tooth fairy.
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Q: Know why they call it a tooth brush?
A: It was invented in Arkansas!
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CoolWaters
"...and I shot the dog."
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tom Strange
That was funny wasn't it CW...
A blonde decides to go ice fishing at a frozen lake. She cuts a hole in the ice and sets up her stool. A voice from the heavens booms "There are no fish under that ice!"
She moves her stool 20 feet away and drills a new hole. Again, a voice says, "There are no fish under that ice!"
She makes another hole. Again the voice informs her that there are no fish.
"Is that you, God?" the blonde asks.
"No. This is the manager of the ice rink."
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Raf
I've always heard this the other way around:
How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?
If it were invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
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Tom Strange
Either way we didn't get one response out of Ron! Not ONE!
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