Suda Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 Inner Peace I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard ona Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates. You have no idea how good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 Suda, I finished a bag of "happy junk", a bottle of "attitude adjustment" and a half gallon of "Carbon Copy Ice Milk" and I feel better than ever! Thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 You have no idea how good I feel. HA!!! (I bet you do!!) ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oilfieldmedic Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 Wake -up thou that is passed-out! Does cutting the grass count? Oh wait...I have no grass to cut here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Belle
Suda, I finished a bag of "happy junk", a bottle of "attitude adjustment" and a half gallon of "Carbon Copy Ice Milk" and I feel better than ever!
Thank you!
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dmiller
HA!!! (I bet you do!!) ;)
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oilfieldmedic
Wake -up thou that is passed-out!
Does cutting the grass count?
Oh wait...I have no grass to cut here!
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