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I just thought of something. Do you think that during the 1st century, when the believers in Rome had to meet in the catacombs, that there was some elite group who went ahead of everyone and did set-up? You know, like taking string and making sure all the rocks were aligned and were decent and in order? Then they'd get ripped by the Apostle Peter if a rock were out of place? Peter: "Dammit! You call yourself Corps? How am I supposed to preach the gospel with a rock out of place?" Peter: "Why is there dirt all over the floor? The lighting is terrible and there's a musty odor in here. Why's that?" Believer: "Um, because we're meeting in a cave to hide from the Roman authorities who are trying to kill all of us." Peter: "Well, I'm sorry, the Word just won't move without things being decent and in order. I can't teach here. I'd like to, but the Word can't be taught in such a dirty place. Sorry, I'm off to Galatia".