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    A Redneck Christmas

    Ms. Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Valley, CO December 24, 1997 Listen up F$%#@!$ head and listen good...... What's with those eleven lords-a-leaping on those maids and ladies??? Some of those broads will never walk again for crying out loud. The damn Pipers ran through the maids and have been committing acts of sodomy with the cows. All 23 of the birds are dead. They were trampled to death in the orgy. I hope you are totally satisfied, you rotten, vicious swine! Your sworn enemy!
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    A Redneck Christmas

    Ms. Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Valley, CO December 23, 1997 You rotten P#@%*!!! Now I have ten ladies dancing in my house. I have no idea why they call those sluts ladies. They've been balling those Pipers all night long. Now, the cows cannot sleep and they have gotten diarrhea. My living room is a river of dang. The Commissioner of Building has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building should not be condemned. I am sending the police after you. One who means it!!!
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    A Redneck Christmas

    Ms. Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Valley, CO December 22, 1997 Hey, dang-for-brains: What are you, some kind of sadist? Now, there are nine pipers playing. And, for Christ . do they play!! They have not stopped chasing the maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows have been getting upset and they have been stepping all over those screeching birds. What the hell am I suppose to do? The neighbors are sending around a petition to evict me! You'll get yours!
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    A Redneck Christmas

    Ms. Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Valley, CO December 21, 1997 OK BUSTER! I think that I prefer the birds. What the hell am I going to do with eight maids-a-milking? For Christ sake? It is not enough with all those damn birds and the eight maids, but they had to bring their goddamned cows! There is dang all over the lawn and I cannot move in my own house. Just lay off me smartass! Agnes
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    A Redneck Christmas

    Ms. Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Valley, CO December 20, 1997 John: What's with you and those F@#$@^&*! birds? Seven swans-a-swimming? What kind of a goddamned joke is this? There is bird dang all over the house and they never stop with all the racket! I cannot sleep at night and am quite literally, a nervous wreck! This is NOT funny. So, stop with all those frigging birds, already! Sincerely, Agnes
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    A Redneck Christmas

    Ms. Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Valley, CO December 19, 1997 John, When I opened my front door today, there were actually six geese-a-laying on my front steps!! So, you're back to the birds again.. huh? Those geese are huge. Where in the hell will I ever keep them? The neighbors are complaining and I can't sleep through all the racket! Regards, Agnes
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    A Redneck Christmas

    Ms. Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Valley, CO December 18, 1997 Dear John, My god! What a heart stopping surprise! The postman delivered the five golden rings; one for each finger. You are just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, all those birds squawking were beginning to get on my nerves! All my love, Agnes
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    A Redneck Christmas

    Ms. Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Valley, CO December 17, 1997 Dear John, Today the mailman delivered the four calling birds. Now, honestly, they are beautiful, but don't you think that too much of a good thing can be overdone? You are being too romantic! Affectionately, Agnes
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    A Redneck Christmas

    Ms. Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Valley, CO December 16, 1997 Dear John, Oh, my goodness, aren't you the extravagant one? Now, I really must protest. I do not deserve such generosity... three French hens. They are just as cute as they can be, but I must insist, you have been too, too kind! Love and kisses Agnes
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    A Redneck Christmas

    Ms. Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Valley, CO December 15, 1997 Dear adorable, thoughtful, John, Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Incredible.... Two turtledoves!! I am thrilled by your extremely creative gift. The little birds are so darling. All my love and undying devotion, Agnes
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    A Redneck Christmas

    Ms. Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Valley, CO December 14, 1997 Dearest, sweetest, incredible John, I went to my door and the postman had just delivered a partridge in a pear tree! My goodness, what a thoroughly delightful gift! I could not have been more surprised or touched. With my deepest love and devotion, Agnes
  12. Happy Birthday from a fellow Bible Beater! :)--> :)-->
  13. DON'T CUT THE MIDDLE WIRE!!!! If you do (or have already done so), the lights will go out. You can still get through, but it's harder to see
  14. mj - you need to match the colors,line up the inside with the outside
  15. CW - hold the security card in front of the machine (puzzle) with the two guys. There is a scanner on the front of the puzzle near the bottom
  16. dmiller, use the code in the room with the force field, but click on the security card first before imputting the numbers, it should dissappear
  17. mj - you will see "mini" dancing squares that shows where the horse can move, use these to get to the each "main" dancing square.
  18. mj the horse will get there after many moves Make sure you are landing on the highlighted square -- the horse moves like a knight in a chess game - in an "L" shape. May take a few moves to get to each highlighted square, once on that square you will get another highlighted square (didn't count but seems more than 10 hilighted ones). Eventually it will highlight the square in the fireplace.
  19. You could have gone back to the chest after the pool game and gotten another coin -- but, don't worry, you really don't need it. yes, the code is on the wall and you need to move the lamp up and down.
  20. Don't worry about the pop machine, if you have an extra coin from the pool game you can use it, if not, it's not necessary.
  21. The wire cutters are in a room behind the green grid. Keep on keeping on!
  22. just finished. Keep Clicking On The Green Wall, Fill in as many as you can and keep clicking and it will move back. Good luck
  23. I've been on level 12 for a long time and can't get "Behind the Green Door". dmiller, did you get to the basement yet?
  24. dmiller, the transporter works but you need the color purple, keep mixing. I got it by trial and error. stll don't know exactly how, but it does work.
  25. Hope, try "obsequious" - (Webster)adj. - characterized by or showing servile complaisance or deference; fawning; sycophantic
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