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Flow7

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  1. Happy Birthday Toad Friend and many more to come. You are not over the hill yet, but just went to where the grass is greener on the other side.
  2. Flow7

    I Love Bagpipes

    Happy Birthday, Pipes!!!!!! .....and whatever you do -- have a blast doing it.
  3. Flow7

    Another Joke

    A man walks into a bar and says ouch. Two men walk into a bar.....you'd think the second one would have seen it.
  4. George, not to be picky, but when did Dooj get Flow's clue? Chas got it -- It was from The Green Mile (and not the Sponge Bob version!) Boy this is getting complicated......now Who was on first? :blink: :blink:
  5. Chas is correct. I was actually watching it on network TV shortly before I posted the quotes. Somehow the movie loses its impact with commercial breaks and dialog/scene edits. Now you and Raf can fight it out for the rights to post, but my vote goes for Chas as the official winner and Raf, of course, is in the infamous recount state and has a right to a new ballot.
  6. Dooj, I have no idea about your quote, but just so this doesn't stall too long, here's another one from me. This should make it a lot easier: I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker. I guess sometimes the past just catches up with you, whether you want it to or not.
  7. That's fine with me, as long as it's at least a 5 caveat clue (It is almost Valentines Day you know)
  8. Dooj, I'm not sure of all the rules either , but I'm sure no one would crucify you too badly if you snuck (Sneeked) one in there during a lull in the action! In the mean time here's one that shouldn't be hard at all: I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker.
  9. From the lost files of the most famous sith but incognito as Christian in Moulin Rouge!
  10. He can make you love, he can get you high He will bring you down then he'll make you cry
  11. LOTR 3 Into the West Anne Lennox
  12. As an early Christmas present, you got it without naming the singer/writer cuz I have no idea either! The movie was not the "best" that I have ever seen. Have at it and watch out for those reindeer.
  13. Okay here's one just for fun He's been takin' this so well. See him in there watchin' football, Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.
  14. Im A Redneck Woman ....well not me personally -- but it is a good song by Gretchen Wilson
  15. Here's aother blast from the past: You don't need a penny just to hang around Enjoy!
  16. Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off! Joe Nichols
  17. Flow7

    Caption Contest

    Man charged with battery - 1st degree - enlightening story at 11:00
  18. The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are "the seven dwarfs," they get ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?" The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the background a few of the dwarfs begin giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back to face the Pope. "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" The Pope, puzzled again, thinks for a moment and then answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe." This time all the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them all with an angry glare. Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in the whole world?" The Pope answers, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world." The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling, and laughing, pounding on the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting: "Dopey screwed a penguin!" "Dopey screwed a penguin!" :D
  19. If God wanted us to be vegetarians, then He would not have made animals out of meat
  20. Flow7

    Any science jokes?

    Q. How do you tell male chromosomes from female chromosomes? A. Take off their genes Q. What do you get if you eat uranium? A. Atomic ache Q. Why do bees buzz? A. If someone stole your honey and nectar, you’d buzz too. Did you know that a single fly can lay over a million eggs…..just think of what a married one can do! There is no gravity …. The earth sucks!
  21. Flow7

    Water!!

    ……And, it is very important to keep abreast of individual (or in some instances, multiple) changes :o-->
  22. Flow7

    Water!!

    Doesn't look like "SIDE" effects to me :)-->
  23. Here's one that should be playing on your radio in this century -- She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette
  24. "Hooked on a Feeling" by B.J. Thomas
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