AdiosMiCorazon

Very funny Sudo

I have a question. Why do you have four stars in the thread you just posted? but my yo mamma thread has no stars .

1986-1987

Was anyone there in this time frame?

Yo mamma is so ugly, she looks in the mirror and she runs!

Yo Mamma is so smelly,

the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.

Yo Mamma is so smelly,

she made her Right Guard call for backup.

Yo Mamma is so nasty,

a skunk smelled her a$$ and passed out.

Was that a STS tape? Was that a mog? the mog?

Schitt!

Me bad? No way Jose!

Yo Mamma is so fat, she sells shade at the beach

Yo Mamma's teeth are so yellow, she made the sun retire!

Yo Mama's so hairy,

she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.

Yo Mama's so hairy,

her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

Yo Mama's so hairy,

she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.

Yo Mama's so hairy,

they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo Mama's so hairy,

when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage.

Yo Mama's so hairy,

she has afros on her nipples.

Yo Mama's so hairy,

if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet

Yo Mamma is so fat,

The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.

Yo Mamma is so fat,

when she weighs herself the scale says "To be continued..."

Yo Mamma is so fat,

when she sits on a dollar, blood rushes out George Washington's nose!

Yo Mamma is so fat,

she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth!

Blind Melon

Title: No Rain

Album: Blind Melon

All I can say is that my life is pretty plain

I like watchin the puddles gather rain

And all I can do is just pour some tea for two

And speak my point of view but itts not sane, its not sane

I just want someone to say to me

I'll always be there when you wake

Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today

So stay with me and I'll have it made

And I don't understand why I sleep all day

And I start to complain that theres no rain

And all I can do is read a book to stay awake

It rips my life away but its a great escape...escape...escape

All I can say is that my life is pretty plain

You don't like my point of view

Ya think that I'm insane

Its not sane... its not sane

I just want someone to say to me

I'll always be there when you wake

Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today

So stay with me and I'll have it made

DAVE MATTHEWS BAND LYRICS

"Crush"

Crazy how it feels tonight

Crazy how you make it all alright love

You crush me with the things you do

I do for you anything too

Sitting smoking feeling high

In this moment it feels so right

Lovely lady

I am at your feet

God I want you so badly

I wonder this

Could tomorrow be

So wondrous as you there sleeping

Let's go drive 'till morning comes

Watch the sunrise to fill our souls up

Drink some wine 'till we get drunk

It's crazy I'm thinking

Just knowing that the world is round

Here I'm dancing on the ground

Am I right side up or upside down

Is this real or am I dreaming

Lovely lady

Let me drink you please

I won't spill a drop I promise you

Lying under this spell you cast on me

Each moment

The more I love you

Crush me

Come on

It's crazy I'm thinking

Just knowing that the world is round

Here I'm dancing on the ground

Am I right side up or upside down

Is it real or am I dreaming

Lovely lady

I will treat you sweetly

Adore you I mean you crush me

It's times like these

When my faith I feel

And I know how I love you

Come on

Lady

It's crazy I'm thinking

Just as long as you're around

And here I'll be dancing on the ground

Am I right side up or upside down

To each other we'll be facing

By love we'll beat back the pain we've found

You know

I mean to tell you all the things I've been thinking deep inside

My friend

With each moment the more I love you

Crush me

Come on

So much you have given love

That I would give you back again and again

Meaning I'll hold you

And please let me always

Joey by Concrete Blonde

Joey, baby - don't get crazy

Detours, fences - I get defensive

I know you've heard it all before, so I don't say it anymore

I just stand by and let you fight your secret war

And though I used to wonder why, I used to cry till I was dry

Still sometimes I get a strange pain inside

Oh, Joey, if you're hurtin' so am I

Joey, honey - I got some money

All is forgiven, listen, listen

But if I seem to be confused, I didn't mean to be with you

And when you said I scared you

Well I guess you scared me too

But we got lucky once before

And I don't want to close the door

And if you're somewhere out there passed out on the floor

Oh Joey, I'm not angry anymore

And if I seem to be confused I didn't mean to be with you

And when you said I scared you

Well I guess you scared me too

But if it's love you're looking for then I can give a little more

And if you're somewhere drunk and passed out on the floor

Oh Joey, I'm not angry anymore

Angry anymore, angry anymore

Thanks Sudo that was very educational.

If they did they would be dang out of luck!

May you get everything you wish for!!!

Thank you so much Zshot!!!!!

"and for the pain inflicted on people for having none, one, or too many, i wish people could mind their own business" Amen sister! I guess both camps have their busybodies who are not happy unless others are made miserable. No one can decide your course, except you. There will always be those who want to put you down. Don't let them.

We all have a story to tell.

“I think that being without children gives some an opportunity to develop their own identity.”

I must respectfully disagree with you. Parenting does not come in a handbook. When you have children, you are challenged in ways you would not be if you did not have children. You learn things about yourself sometimes bad things sometimes good that you might not have had to face otherwise. For me it is a constant challenge not to raise her like I was raised. This has helped me heal those wounds that were inflicted on me by my parents. I am proud of myself for breaking the cycle and this has been the most rewarding challenge of my life.

“This may sound very selfish, and perhaps it is…Being without children give you the opportunity to expand your own horizons, develop your own interests, pursue your own goals, and do things that you enjoy.”

I don’t know what kind of parents you are around but most moms I know (including me) have a career and interests outside of the home that have nothing to do with their children. They might take a yoga class, pilates, gardening, etc. All parents need some “alone” time. This helps us be better parents. It is possible to juggle a career and children. As far as doing things I enjoy, I do that too. We just do it as a family.

Also, children usually spread their wings around 18. I must say that the way you described it ….it sounded like we would always be burdened by these pesky children.

I understand that some do not need or want to procreate. That is fine. I have plenty of friends who are childless and they do not want a child. I have never asked them why they don’t have children and I don’t think I ever will. We talk about lots of things politics, movies, stupid criminals stories, men/women trouble, etc. Just because I have a child, doesn’t mean I can’t speak and have relationships with people who do not.

Wacky,

When the above incident happened, I was at a dear friends house. Her little girl had her first communion and I was trying to help her entertain all her guest One lady just found out she was with child and she already had two. There was a lady with her second baby and then they ganged up on me. I have a ten (going on eleven) daughter who does not need me to change her diapers.

Anyway, later that month my dear friend invited my husband and I over for some vino, cheese and conversation. I found out that the preggos lady was very upset and did not want another child and that the one with the baby was in the same boat. Well! said I ....I guess they were taking their frustrations out on me. Be happy with where you are.

Garth,

Condesend? I hope you did not mean me. I must admit that when I first read Wacky posts, I was offended. I know she did not mean people like me and Ginger but, it still stung a little. (I do know that she did not intend to that) If I hadn't experienced the above, I probably would not have understood her frustration.

Bottom line the "haves" have one lifestyle that is rewarding and makes them happy. the "have nots" have a lifestyle that is rewarding and makes them happy. There are those in the "haves" and the "have nots" that are f*ked and are overall a pain in da b*tt!

Timing for unparents day? How about some time in July? The third Sunday? Is that good?

This is Dad's day. May they find a new grill or tools under the shade tree.

Wishing all you wonderful Father's the best day!

Dear Wacky,

I understand the whole being judged because you are childless thing. I know your frustration. Believe it or not, you are not spared because you have a child. I have a little girl. I have been berated by ignorant women that have three or more children because I do not want another child. As I sat there letting them get to me and feeling less of a woman, I wondered Gosh if they do this to me....I wonder what they do women who do not want any children. I cried on my husband's shoulder when I got home. It was very painful and til this day,I do not know why I let them get to me.

Not all parents expect others to care for their children. I have seen some parents act the way you described, but most of us are not that way.

The reason why parents talk about their kids when asked how are you? Is because they are our lives. Its a 24 hour 7 day a week gig. That I would not trade for the world. I know it is hard for those without kids to understand. Most of us can't imagine what our lives were like before we had kids.

I applaud you for working with kids. When I was motherless, I ran away from children. They gave me the creeps. . Boy has my life changed!

In a black and white world you can come up with clear cut yes and no; rights and wrong. The world is full of gray (I saw at least three of those pesky hairs today-time for L'oreal ) fushia, mango, purple and lime green. There are times that people need to edit for whatever reason. Does that change me? Does it really change anything? Nope! I don't own anything in this life except me (and maybe some property - Ocean front in Arizona ).

Ah, smell the fresh air

"I noticed a while back one vocal proponent of limiting edits actually edited her own old post not long after criticizing someone else for doing the same thing. Now is she a big, fat hypocrite? You decide" Amen give me five.

I saw someone (male) who is totally against editing - ever! Delete his entire response from a thread with no explanation. I laughed when I saw it. Did it make him a bad person in my eyes? Nah! But, then don't stand up in your soap box and preach against the evils of editing.

Lighten up people this is not a court of law. Words like subpoena and evidence make me wanna run for cover

Thanks for the Cafe con Leche Ginger!

I have not had enough coffee to compose my thoughts yet. I think people should be able to edit whenever they want.

More coffee please.

Happy Birthday George! I hope you gets lots of presents!

I passed the test.