Steve!

We can tell which computer here where I work belongs to the blonde because of the white-out on the monitor!

Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear mini-skirts?

Cuz when they bend over their b@lls show . . .

Zixy, you sound very angry. Perhaps you haven't been getting enough

sleep

lately?

Have you reread your posts? I haven't known you to sound so harsh ever, except one time when you misinterpreted one of my posts.

Gingie's style is very obviously "stream of consciousness". I can't always follow it either. Does that mean that she's not welcome here?

6R, what's with the 'tude lately? What time of the month is it?

With tongue firmly in cheek,

Steve

Geez louise, I go to a couple of meetings, I pretend to get some work done, and I come back and THE has gone completely wacko!

Krys, is this your vengeance for my HTML EXPERIMENTS posts?

THE is gonna git you!

Dee, let me try . . .

And a most wonderful and pleasant and happy birthday to Krys

Now that THE party's pickin up some steam, how bout pickin up some more Guinness?

Or, heck, even MGD.

Just hit escape a couple of times, and it will stop.

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[This message was edited by Steve! on August 08, 2002 at 15:53.]

duh!!

Almost? dang!! Now I'll have to try twice as hard!

Let's see if THIS works! hahaha - just wait a few seconds

Perhaps da Propheta dabobbada bobba nebuchadnezzerbada will see his way clear to regaling THE with his words of wit? Or perhaps I'm only half right?

THE official rabble rouser of GSCafe,

Steve!

Here's how littlehawk weighs his cat:

He steps on the scale with his cat, then subtracts his own weight, and the result is his cat's weight!

MY cat weighs 78 pounds. Amazing, considering he FEELS as light as a feather!

I use the nic Steve! because, well, because . . .

umm, what was the question again?

What, is your momma's name Annie?

ANI - plural of anus

NON SUNT PERMITENDERE - are not allowed

therefore

ANI NON SUNT PERMITENDERE

NO @ssh0l3s ALLOWED (or ALOUD, if you prefer)

ANI NON SUNT PERMITENDERE

Every time I see the title of this thread I think of those 2 Okie promises -

1. The check is in my mouth

and

2. I won't ____ in your mail.

Eaglegirl, you're on AOL.

I'm not, so I can't give you step by step instructions.

But you can copy a picture to the webspace that you have available, and then you can link to it in your post.

But it sounds like there's a learning curve involved with doing that.

Good luck!

If it's in your Windows folder, then it is NOT on the internet.

When something is on the internet it is stored on a web-hosting server.

Many Internet Service Providers (such as AOL) include some web hosting space as part of the package.

So the only way to include a picture in a post, when it's in your Windows folder, is to make it an attachment.

Cath, I can see how you would think 6R's post was snide.

Just remember, conveying tone via text is pretty difficult.

I saw that he was attempting to be facetious, rather than snide. But that's because I do the same thing.

Tell me, have you never been misunderstood?

Okay, you may want a further explanation of "just post a link". I can take a hint - sometimes.

If the URL was this: www.napster.com/songlink.mp3 then to post a link to it you would type in something like this:

<a href="www.napster.com/songlink.mp3">Name of the Song!!!</a>

Change the www.napster.com/songlink.mp3 to whatever is the URL of what you want to post, but otherwise type it character for character. And you'll be all set!

Oh, you may notice that the www.napster.com/blahblah looks like a link - that's another way of adding a link to a post, just type in the URL minus the "http://" part

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Doctor, I keep hearing that song, 'What's New Pussycat'. What does it mean?"

The doctor says, "You've got 'Tom Jones' syndrome."

The man says, "Is it rare?"

Doc says, "It's not unusual."

Okay, here's a stab at it:

<img src=http://www.images.com/someimage.gif>

Replace the www.images.com/someimage.gif with the actual URL of the image that you want to include.

Except for that, type it in EXACTLY the way that you see it here.

If you have an MP3 file stored in a place accessible to the internet, just post a link to it. Then whoever wanted to could click the link and hear the music.

Sure am, Gingie, what can I do to you, er, for you?

Open angle bracket "

img src="http://type.your.url.here.com/whatever.jpg"

then close angle bracket ">"

Don't include the double quotes with the angle brackets, but DO include the double quotes with the src= part.

No, her name was "Jem".