Steve!

THE, THE, and THE are like ice, water, and gas, or like a banana peel - three manifestations of THE same person.

Three THE's in one, like a faTHEr THE, a son THE, and a wholly ghost THE.

credit goes to Mark Glazer for this one (actually two that go together):

Knock! Knock!

Mike -

PFAL needs to be mastered? PFAL?

How about the Word of God?

And please don't try to tell me that PFAL = The Word of God. It ain't so.

First off, much of it was plagiarized from outside sources - and there have been many discussions about that, and evidence shown.

Second, much of it is just plain wrong. The law of believing, for example. Believing = receiving. That's not a law, that's a magic formula. Sure, there is principle behind that statement, but the material that docvic uses to exemplify that statement is rubbish. And that's just one example.

Who "authored" PFAL? Docvic. So naturally he would promote it. Naturally he would indicate that it was the most important thing in the world, exalting it even above the Bible.

Sorry, Mike, if you are looking for the PFAL/Docvic fan club, it ain't here. Try CFF, or Rearend Geer's outfit, or one of the many other sphincter, er, splinter groups.

Anyway, I didn't and don't intend this post as a personal attack, and forgive me if you take it that way. I respect the amount of effort you have put into your posts here, and commend you on your heart of service.

Regards,

Steve

There is no "THIS". There is no "THAT".

There is only THE.

Don't know, don't care! hahahaha

An alternate answer to your knockknock joke, buck -

KNOCK! KNOCK!

"Who's there?"

"Olive!"

"Olive who?"

"Olive, the OTHER reindeer!"

hahahahaha

Okay, now - I heard the greatest knock knock joke in the world the other day - you start!

An oldie but a goodie - what's the difference between apiesteia and apietheia?

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I don't know and I don't care!

HAhahahahahaha!!! I slay me! ohohohoho!

Oh, don't worry about the pages loading up, even if you shrink the pic, it will still take almost as much storage space.

And shrinking an animated gif file is not exactly the simplest thing - results can vary substantially.

Just be glad that you have it the way it is now. And if you still want to shrink it, get some gif animator software and play around with it until you get the results you want.

Personally, I like it the way it is.

TSRTSRTSRTS (etc) - How is that possible? THEre is only THE! How can THE ever end?

Unless -

unless it were to be replaced by THAT.

Their reaction was one of astonishment.

The one said, "No kidding??? Wow. Out of everyone I know, you are the one I would think least likely to have been in a religious cult."

And that was that. There were no more questions, and that line of conversation ended.

Ig, you don't truly exist, you are completely computer generated.

So go look for yourself in cyberspace!

He must have taken Earline nigh unto fantasyland . . .

No matter what 2-digit number you pick, when you subtract its digits, you end up with 9 or a multiple thereof.

If you look at 9, 18, etc., you will notice that their symbols are all the same.

And every time you do it, they rotate the symbols, so that 9 and its multiples (except 90, which is an impossible result) have the same symbol, but it is a different symbol than the last time.

Why work that hard if you don't have to? you can go into Control Panel, console and do the same thing, or you can open a command prompt, click on the icon on the task bar, click "properties", and you can set way more than the color.

There is only THE.

I've faced Darth Vader; I am a Jedi.

Today at my company's Christmas party, I was sitting with 2 co-workers on the 96th floor of the John Hancock building in Chicago, and the conversation turned to where we grew up.

I was asked if I was from Chicago.

I said, "Yes, I've been here my whole life, except for 5 years when I lived in Portland, Oregon."

You know what the next question was - "What took you out there?"

I said, "It's a long, complicated story - I was in a religious cult."

Data's head is circling Uranus looking for Klingons . . .

Perhaps a DS-9 movie, or a Voyager based movie, before an "Enterprise" movie. There are some dangling threads still from DS-9.

Ooh, you said B-4 and B-9??

BINGO!!!

Ah, Piers Anthony, was it the Xanth series? It gets kind of tired after the first 10 or so books.

It HAS to be better than Timeline! That book was written for the masses, and has plot holes that a truck could drive through.

BetterOff, you've got the wrong URL.

The correct one is:

http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/c...tuff/chimp2.jpg

Nope, David Offenkrantz sort of matches that description, except he was kind of skinny, 6'4", and yes, blond, blue eyes, mustache, glasses, but he didn't speak Russian, and he DID graduate with the 11th corpse.

Ted -

"White blues"? Isn't that a contradiction in terms? sorry, bad joke.

Ted, I'm thinking that you are uniquely qualified to write a book on the roots of modern music, beginning with the year 1900.

I'm totally serious. At the very least, you dictate notes to someone who can then "pretty up" the words and turn it into a book.

Chattsy -

You didn't know that?

Zixar -

No, not with NT/W2K and forward. You've got to explicitly add those files, or you won't have a bootable floppy.

Maybe someday they'll set it up so that you can do it the way you described, but it ain't that way yet.

Chattsy, the sun melted most of it, downtown is as grey as ever.