"Fifty dollars plus time served!"
"____ has got himself a girlfriend!"
"Really? Animal,mineral or vegetable?"
"Your Honor, according to witnesses, Miss Congeniality led the attack with a kick to the groin"
"I like chicken feet"
"Rita Hayworth? I don't have her stuffed down the front of my pants!"
"Do you trust your wife? Because if you trust your wife there's no reason you can't keep the whole 35 thousand"
Has-been ham actor and his costars take a trip far out of town where they meet - and kill - one of the first groups of people they encounter, in way over the top circumstances