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Steve!

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  1. Five years ago today, my dreams came true and I got to marry my true soulmate, known to greasespotters as Cindy!

    Since we've been together, life just keeps getting better and better - some would say "better than better".

    I can't remember what life was like before Cindy - I can't imagine what life would be like without her.

    Now I know what happiness is.

  2. Cindy! and I met through Greasespot cafe, and next month we will have been very happily married for 5 years.

    Smatter of fact, Pawtucket was my best man.

  3. Good guesses! Correct genre, correct era!

    But wrong.

    "Hey, he's wearing one of those baby thingies."

    "So?"

    "So, if he poops, where does it go?"

    "[pause] Humans are disgusting."

    "I don't know about you guys but we are the weirdest herd I've ever seen. "

    "For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me."

    "I don't eat junk food."

    "Hey, what's your problem?"

    "*You're* my problem."

    "Well, I think you're stressed, and that's why you eat so much. I mean, it's hard to get fat on a vegan diet."

    "I'm not fat. It's all this hair. It makes me look poofy."

    "Fine. You have fat hair, but when you're ready to talk, I'm here."

  4. "For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me."

    "I don't eat junk food."

    "Hey, what's your problem?"

    "*You're* my problem."

    "Well, I think you're stressed, and that's why you eat so much. I mean, it's hard to get fat on a vegan diet."

    "I'm not fat. It's all this hair. It makes me look poofy."

    "Fine. You have fat hair, but when you're ready to talk, I'm here."

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