Hills Bro

Beer "buzz" is typically associated with drinking too much, but this time the buzz that's brewing is over some controversial ads. In Miller Lite's "Catfight" commercial, two buxom women get into the classic "less filling, tastes great" debate, tear each other's clothes off and end up wrestling in wet cement. In Coors Light's "Love Songs" ads, chesty blond twins gyrate and flash come-hither expressions. Whats the big deal? Some feel the bodacious brouhaha has grown bigger than a D cup. "Theses ads are selling beer to men," a posting from username "tjthresh" said on Realbeer.com. "What's the quickest way to get to a man's attention. T and A!!!!! They sure have my attention every time the ad is on. If that make me the lowest common denominator, then some of you should come down off of your high horses and join me. It's much more fun down here." High Horses? [This message was edited by Hills Bro on February 03, 2003 at 12:28.]

Congratulations Chinny and Steve...can I come..I'll behave.

add your favorite Christmas Jokes...greetings...and/or your Favorite Childhood Christmas real life stories.

This is dedicated to all of us who have ever tried to be politically correct in a politically incorrect world. December 1st TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit barbecue. There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols... feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus to light the Christmas tree! Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10. Merry Christmas to you and your family. Patty Lewis Human Resources Director ------------------------------------------------------- December 2nd TO: ALL EMPLOYEES In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday that often coincides with Christmas (though unfortunately not this year). However, from now on we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to employees who are celebrating Kwanza at this time. There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols sung. Happy Holidays to you and your family. Patty Lewis Human Resources Director ------------------------------------------------------- December 3rd TO: ALL EMPLOYEES Regarding the anonymous note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, I'm happy to accommodate this request, but, don't forget, if I put a sign on the table that reads, "AA Only," you won't be anonymous anymore. In addition, forget about the gifts exchange-- no gifts will be allowed since the union members feel that $10 is too much money. Patty Lewis Human Researchers Director ------------------------------------------------------ December 7th TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I've arranged for members of Overeaters Anonymous to sit farthest from the dessert buffet and pregnant women closest to the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with the gay men; each will have their table. Yes, there will be a flower arrangement for the gay men's table. Happy now? Patty Lewis Human Racehorses Director ------------------------------------------------------ December 9th TO: ALL EMPLOYEES People, people--nothing sinister was intended by wanting our CEO to play Santa Claus! Even if the anagram of "Santa" does happen to be "Satan," there is no evil connotation to our own "little man in a red suit." Patty Lewis Human Ratraces ------------------------------------------------------ December 10th TO: ALL EMPLOYEES Vegetarians--I've had it with you people!! We're going to hold this party at Luigi's Open Pit whether you like it or not, you can just sit at the table farthest from the "grill of death," as you put it, and you'll get salad bar only, including hydroponic tomatoes. But, you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them right now... Ha! I hope you all have a rotten holiday! Drive drunk and die, you hear me? The Bitch from Hell ------------------------------------------------------- December 14th TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery from her stress-related illness. I'll continue to forward your cards to her at the sanitarium. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay.

please no fruitCake this year Merry Christmas!!!

bye bye [This message was edited by Hills Bro on November 25, 2002 at 17:23.]

lets blame the cigarette companies for lung cancer..blame the beer companies for drunks...blame hollywood for violence...blame schools for your out of control kids...blame Rush Limbaugh and AM radio talk shows for your losing an election...blame fast food resturants for weight gain...blame beautiful successful young models for teenage anorexia and bulimia ..blame blame blame..easy way to not take responsibility for ones own actions. Sorry ..success takes hard work..these young women have worked hard at something they enjoy doing. My son and his girlfriend were guests at this event..His girlfriend is a buyer for a company that stocks VS merchandise.. He..who looks nothing like the slobdude above, said it was all entertainment and promotion of the latest fashion. Thats how honest capitalism and marketing works. isn't it beautiful!!! Better than seeing everyone in brukas YUKKO!!! Actually most men attending were there by invitation...most were buyers...many were designers..Millions of dollars worth of merchandise was purchased and many a man will be thrilled when his wife struts her stuff adorned in her VS Christmas outfit. Makes for a very warm winter here in NY and all northern states and Canada. [This message was edited by Hills Bro on November 22, 2002 at 18:45.]

it's been fun...have a great week-end!!!!

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Like FoxNews I'll be fair and balanced are these Chippendale dancers abused?

you found out that I don't drink..you may just be shocked how much of a tea tottler I am. I just like having fun..enjoying life and all of Gods handywork.

Law enforcement officers.. NYCs finest. I don't thnk they are arresting the model.

I never thought that posting these beautiful yet scantly clothed ladies would generate this much attention. I believe VicS and Fredricks of Hollywood target the young woman that thinks of herself as attractive and has a flirtatious spirit about her.I think of the flirtatious spirit as a benevolent one..No need to cast that one out.Men of all ages love that one . Lighten up!!

on nights this week... had a small job earlier--just sitting back..doing paperwork...enjoying life..watching the stock market ticker rise again...did you know that since the middle of October the market has risen about 20 percent? My investments are starting to rebound...maybe I should invest in VS...whats their ticker symbol anyway?

"I am sure that you would not look good in a skimpy outfit due to all that beer that you drink. " But then again..maybe I would? "Women that look like this would not give you the time of day or spit on you if you were on fire. So dream on buddy" But then again ...maybe they would? VicSec sells about 100 million dollars of inventory a year..someones buying it. I respect their marketing and economic impact on our economy. Aside from being beautiful these lovely ladies are well educated and maintain a rigorous schedual. If you got it(which takes hard work) and it sells.. flaunt it. Capitalism at work..a beautiful way to make a living. Its their right as American girls to work hard.As far as those women that don't give a hooter..thats their right too. [This message was edited by Hills Bro on November 22, 2002 at 8:26.]

last I checked ...most remotes have an OFF button. should we get rid of the underwear section in J.C. Penny catalog too?

your welcome..America...gotta love it!!

What a show!!! If only TWI made these items mandatory wardrobe for PFAL. Wow..The Greatest Secret in the World today is.. NOW REVEALED!!! What Say You? Irate Women with clubs in hand...please see my lawyer...Larry P [This message was edited by Hills Bro on November 22, 2002 at 5:11.]

Happy Burpday...why we have another excuse to drink ....luv ya darlin

anyone else ...who can't see my punpkin rockers images? I find that hitting the BACK button then the forward button helped. [This message was edited by Hills Bro on October 31, 2002 at 11:23.]

http://www.geocities.com/BourbonStreet/Del...97/heyhokam.gif http://www.geocities.com/BourbonStreet/Del...97/heyhokam.gif punkin rockers I'm bumbed..whats up with the pics [This message was edited by Hills Bro on November 01, 2002 at 4:43.] [This message was edited by Hills Bro on November 01, 2002 at 4:44.]

Yes it is ..today is the day!!! Who said chocolate and flowers don't mix..Here is a hersheys kiss and a nice flower arraingemnet for ya. So I'm a banana brain!!! It's the thought that counts Joan Wilder aka Mzimagine HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! and after all the time and money spent on your birthday this month Merry Christmas Happy New Year and Valentines Day and a real cheer for Mothers Day.. Hillsy Baby

so it's the 25th...lets party hot stuff!! again and again and again