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  1. Hills Bro

    If I missed...

    Hi all, It's been so long. Hope all is going well with all my old friends. If I missed your birthday..a belated Happy Birthday!! If I missed your wedding ..Congrats!! If I missed the birth of your baby..I've got a condom if you need one. If I missed your divorce.. pay up!! If I missed your death..well..I guess you really don't give a damn. As for me.. still busy..thank God. Yankees winning and all my parts are fully operational. That's a BIG THANK GOD!! Seriously... Hope your all happy and misbehaving. Jim
  2. I don't drink beer too much anymore ..I like wine but when I do have an occasional nip of the hops and barley elixir I try to drink Belgium Ale. My two favorite are: Ommegang Ale : Brewed in Cooperstown, NY by Brew masters from Belgium. They actually cork the bottles like wine because of the added cherry lambic base. http://www.ommegang.com/index.php?mcat=1&scat=2&yr=1 Another is Grimbergen Double Ale. Grimbergen Beer is a piece of Belgium’s history and yet remains part of it’s culture today. With 800 years of Brewing tradition, it uses time-honored skills of craftsmanship to produce a selection of quality beers for your enjoyment. There are three styles of this popular Abbey beer. Blonde, Double and Triple. The beer was once brewed by monks but was sold under license to a brewery who kept the style alive. Double has undergone two fermentations, which gives this ale a chocolaty, toffee taste with a warming brandy-like finish. YUM !!
  3. Hello everyone!! Had to chime in on this one. First ,, Sudo great pics !! Paw,, fantastic news!! I started on Atkins about two years ago when I went to renew my term life insurance policy. As you know the insurance companies want a blood test done to qualify you for the lower priced policy. My total Cholesterol was 345. They refused to give me the lower price premium and of course offered me a new one at at much higher rate. It was at that time that Sudo posted a thread where he talked about Atkins and the benefits/results he was getting. I decided to do Atkins and am happy I did. My total now is 175 and I have managed to keep a level weight of 185lbs and high energy level. At the time I discovered I had high cholesterol I was not really overweight according to my doctor. I was 6' ft tall and 205 lbs. My problem was lack of energy which I just wrote off as age. My doc wanted me to go on statins for the cholesterol. I decide to not take the meds based on what I was hearing about the side effects. I wanted to try diet first. I can honestly say it worked thanks to the information I had received from Sudo's thread. Ok..I do admit taking viagra back then because I was lacking in energy and was impotent as hell. But after a short time on Atkins I regained my energy level without the use of the little blue pill and whalla today I can gladly confess that the ol 'twig and berries' are functioning just fine. At 56 years old I am happy as a young stud in pasture. Funny ....remember when the ladies would accuse us guys of thinking about only one thing.. I can honestly say that they are wrong..I personally think about my diet first and then the ONE thing second. THANK YOU SUDO!!! :)
  4. Hope you are all enjoying your New Year..unlike this skier ..lol and yes ..he did survive without a scratch.
  5. New York City Bills Backers get together every week-end at McFaddens Bar and Grill NYC. There are about 1400 Bills Backer in NYC. They enjoy Labatts Blue Beer and lots of wings..throw in some Beef on Weck and this is the result when the Bills win on a last secong field goal.
  6. Here's another great one...Paul Carrack with " Mike and the Mechanics"object width="425" height="344">
  7. Hi all.Just a reminder to all you lovely ladies...your annual mamograms are now due..I will be gentle. :) Here's a little Paul Carrack for ya.
  8. How do you put background music on a website? KISS Hills
  9. Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, "Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?" They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. "Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me." Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants. Gallagher declares, "Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home." "Tell him to drop dead!", says Murphy's wife. "I'll go tell him." says Gallagher. ****************************! ******* ************************ Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?" That I did," said Paddy, "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was; but useless in a fight." ************************************************************ An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have ya been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight, and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "for a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
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    The World Clock

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  14. A tourist in a rental car runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by HPD on a side street in Kaneohe. The tourist thinks that since he is a high priced lawyer from LA that he is smarter than the police officer and is certain that he has a better education then any cop in Hawaii. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the police officer's expense!! Officer Fa'atai says," License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What for?" Officer Fa'atai says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Officer Fa'atai says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Officer Fa'atai says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." Officer Fa'atai says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir." The officer takes out his nightstick and starts beating the s*** out of the lawyer and says, "So wot, brah, you like me stop, or just slow down?"
  15. Speaking about Shouting out loud... today Friday is Global Orgasm Day !!! Any way you scream it, one group hopes you'll be having an orgasm in the name of world peace today at 6:08 GMT. At the exact moment of the winter solstice, the world is urged to get busy at the second annual Global Orgasm for World Peace. People across the world — but especially in countries with "weapons of mass destruction and places where violence is used in place of medication" — are being asked to synchronize their orgasms, according to the group's Web site. This group session of sexual healing, aka The Big O, is designed to be an "instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spirtual energy" that organizers hope will reduce levels of violence, hatred and fear around the world during this, the longest night of the year. Global Orgasm is the brain child of Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell, co-founders of the anti-war organization Baring Witness, a group of activists who strip to make public peace displays with their naked bodies. I think this may be a subject we can finally all agree on no matter what side of the political isle you shout on.... Fookin A Baby!!!
  16. Pats and Colts..both undefeated..both dammnn goooood. O.K. It's already destined to get more TV market share than the last two Superbowls. Who is going to walk out of this with their perfect record intact? OK..I know this is an open forum.. I know there is a special forum for sports talk... I never listened to anyone while in TWI so why start now with ex-twi. How bout you ladies..you've got my FULL attention ...at least for the next few minutes until the hockey game comes on. What's your guess? Pats or Colts? Manning or Brady? Coke or Pepsi? Boxers or Briefs? My prediction is a 40 - 40 tie...yes I am predicting a tie.
  17. Hills Bro

    Amazing Grace

    I think the guy may just be under the influence of 'crack'
  18. Hills Bro

    Amazing Grace

    Please don't let this guy sing at my funeral... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/21079/
  19. Researchers in Norway claim a grown moose can produce 2,100 kilos of methane a year, equivalent to the amount of CO2 caused by an 8,077-mile car trip, der Spiegel reported. Personally, I think MAN GAS would be far more damaging than the entire population of moose. MAN GAS is noisy and smelly......that means the average joe gets a warning and is aware of its presence and can escape.... WOMANS GAS is silent and odourless(...until they become mothers-in-law..)........very typical of all the poisonous gases.... its no wonder married guys are always sick. What kind of animal has the highest worldwide output of flatulence? (fartable CH4) Believe it or not, the animal that wins this honor is the humble termite. Because of their diet and digestive processes (with more than the usual microbial assistance), they produce as much methane as human industry. Termite farts are believed to be a major contributor towards global warming Is it true that cow farts contribute to global warming? Recent research has shown that most methane produced by cows and sheep emerges from the mouth rather than the anus. So one could more accurately say that cow and sheep belches are contributing to global warming. New Zealand researchers are investigating methods of breeding methane-free sheep.
  20. Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an AMERICAN, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals . . . And that, my friends, is Globalization!
  21. Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an AMERICAN, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals . . . And that, my friends, is Globalization!
  22. I'm happy.. the market is not for the faint of heart...track its historicle record...it's gone up. It's a long term investment..not a get rich quick deal. M-P-M....I'm not suprised at your negative take on it. Fits with all you other doom and gloom outlook. :blink: Even if your right..I'd just start all over and do it again.
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