Hills Bro

The five hole in hockey is that area between the goalie pads that opens up but just for a moment ..result usually is bad for goalie because great offensive minded shooters will see it open ...snap a shot off and score. For a goalie the five hole is to stay shut . Sometimes a goalie will tease an opposing player and open that area up real fast then close it...this will cause the shooter to think he has a sure goal only to have the goalie shut his pads and make the save. Lady Byng The Lady Byng Memorial Trophy is an annual award given to the player adjudged to have exhibited the best type of sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct combined with a high standard of playing ability. The winner is selected in a poll of the Professional Hockey Writers' Association at the end of the regular season. Lady Byng, wife of Canada's Governor-General at the time, presented the Lady Byng trophy in 1925. After Frank Boucher of the New York Rangers won the award seven times in eight seasons, he was given the trophy to keep and Lady Byng donated another trophy in 1936. After Lady Byng's death in 1949, the National Hockey League presented a new trophy, changing the name to Lady Byng Memorial Trophy.

Peter Forsburg just traded to Nashville With all the snow and arctic air..I'm real slow. Work is seasonal. Can't wait till spring. Hope you guys don't get upset with my sick humor. Don't worry...I'll be gone before you can scream obscenities :biglaugh: at me. I'm on a mission from God.

yes He did Tell your son he has been chosen to carry on the Lords work. Keep his fivehole closed :eusa_clap:

The snow sucks. Been shoveling all night and day. This global warming is tough...-15 degrees and about 24 inches of the white stuff. Been this way for about three weeks now. Guess I'm gonna have to burn more fuel to increase the ozone layer to at least bring the temp up another 25 or 30 degrees. I think I saw a polar bear taking a dump in my backyard this morning. Maybe he's moving south for the winter? Well..there is hockey so life isn't that bad here in western NY. Thank God for the Sabres. Without them I would be left with ice fishing. I saw some SUVs drive out on the ice at some local ponds along Lake Ontario this morning. They parked out there and set up their tents and started fishing. I walked out and thought I'd be the friendly neighbor to inform them that its just too darn risky to be driving out on the water because of global warming and after a few choice four letter words they told me that the ice is about 12 inches thick. Hadn't seen that in years. Ok that's good ..global warming is over..now we can look forward to saving the spotted owl from the glare off backyard above ground swimming pools. :biglaugh: Or you can just snuggle around your fireplace with a cold porter and watch Hockey till the playoffs. Blow off some steam when one of your players gets a stick in the groin by an opposing player. Getting foul..nasty and down right rude..watching hockey.. gotta love the sport.

Hi Greasers, I got up this morning and fed the dog..got ready to take her for her morning walk and the thought just hit me like a ton of dog biscuits. I was doing my stretching and noticed her doing her thing as dogs do and I thought..why not try to imitate her every move. You talk about flexibility..WOW!! She was rolling over..got up to chase her tail..and so on. Just try it..it's real difficult to bite you own toenails. If you can do that ..your really flexible...weird flexible !! Of course I would suggest closing your drapes (those fire-engine red ones) so your neighbors won't see you doing all those silly things. I would suggest trying every move your dog does with exception of licking your arse. That would be pretty damn flexible but very naughty. So..it's not Winsor Polaties but it works with a mathematical exactness and scientific precision. Fits like a paw in a glove!!! Please start slow and work up to chasing your tail for a half hour after at least a 15 minute flexibility program. All rights reserved...Hills Bro takes no liability or responsibility for any injury or communicable disease incurred during workout :redface: :confused: :eusa_clap:

my favorite was http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxC8zycxa4g

Thanks for your help. Got the problem solved. Now to solve my other problem. What to do with that plow guy?

Just got in from shoveling the white stuff..turned on my computer and went threw the sign on bullshyt again. Can someone tell me how to get rid of the 'Client Services for Netware" crappola? Damn, the plow guy just went by and plowed snow back into my driveway..probably a liberal..wish I had a stun gun. :evildenk: :biglaugh: Love ya !! Me

Sheesh !! I don't get here much of late so what do I see first on my return. GARTHs topic that seemss to take a jab at Christmas. His typical political left leaning spin stuff. It's Chritmas and most Americans are enjoying the season so why not spread the anti -Christmas left leaning stuff. I can't believe he actually believes his party is better than the other. I guess he just likes jumping from one brain washing cult, TWI ,to another, the DNC. Garth,come on, why not join the ranks of the 95.430 % of Americans that are employeed and get a life. My Christmas gift to you is ADVICE: there are NO true public servants on either side of the isle in the ranks of the elected. Honest politics is an oxymoron. So get up ..walk away from your puter and get out into the real high definition life where the honest folk live without political nametags but real honest to God homespun common sense. As long as you chose to turn this public forum into one of your political platforms and bring in your political correct Christmas cheer. I think I will follow your lead: Enjoy: maybe I'll stop in after Christmas and see what Garths political spin will be on St. Patricks Day. http://www.foxnews.com/video/index.html# Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year !!!

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KNOCK KNOCK ..Trick or Treat? Your BUSTED !!! Great costume Hu8h? It's Called BUSTED !!! Can't wait to see her later..boy do I have some candy...

I remember WIB conference in Chicago back in '80. Howard was greeting the folks as they were entering the Chicago Hilton and Towers Auditorium and some lovely lady walks up and hugs HA and to my astonishment Ol Howey lowers his hands gently down to this fine ladies caboose and grabs her tush like he's testing a couple of muskmelons at the local produce department for ripeness. There was no hidden agenda there..he was all over that womans arse like Aunt Jemima's maple syrup over a stack of buttermilk pancakes. By the way,, she was wearing a Way Corps nametag. Let me ask you,, was this a special privilege for Corps or was he just another TWI BOT sex driven pervert like VPW? Just dropped in to say hi and start some trouble. Love ya!!! Especially you Ex .. HOCKEY IS BACK!! I'm in heaven. So where is Ol Howard now...is he still an icon in TWI?

Buffalo Sabres Management unveiled the new uniforms on Saturday. Many fans thought that they were going back to their original logo but this is what they came up with from this original logo to this to this is it a charging slug or maybe a slippery banana? :blink: :blink: TO THIS MANAGEMENT OF THE SABRES YOUR FIRED !!! Maybe they'll wear on me?

Thank you all. Ex, Brett played hockey for SH Prep.

My Nephew , Brett T Bailey , Murdered by terrorists 5 years ago today. For all you conspiracy theory guys and gals. For all you folks that think that terrorism is not a fact ,Ignore this. Go live in your nutty world and drink your kool-aid. Only those that deal with reality need to see this. http://wtc.technologyshoppe.com/profile.asp?Profile=3

The NHL is my wife, but, the New York Yankees are my mistress !! We all have our vices. Mine are: The NHL, The Yankees, and rock'n roll. So as I sit here, impatiently counting the hours until the opening of NHL training camp, I dive headlong into the AL East Pennant chase. How bout them Yankees? What to do with Matsui when he returns..that is the question.

WANTED--- Your Opinion: Is a Web Site a Useful Advertising tool? I want to increase my residential account base. Are there key words or expressions that will get an interested prospect to my site? There are 126 Carpet Cleaners in Rochester. Not all have websites. Companies like Stanley Steamer. Coit, Servicemaster have them so how can I make sure that when someone out there in cyberspace wants carpet cleaning done or air ducts cleaned they will end up at my site? the first person to say..JUST BELIEVE BIG !! I'll suck your hair off your head :unsure: Don't get Soaked Get Steamed !!! Hills

"drywall/construction business?" ________________ I'm Floored hint: RUGSUCKER <_< This isn't my exact van but a picture of one that looks just like it. Commercial Carpet and Furniture Cleaning also Air Duct Cleaning Garth, I'll hook up with you later...Monday or Tuesday...sounds good to me. Thanks for your help. Just rememeber..I'm not a hammer an nail guy realclean1@rochester.rr.com

Garth, I'll check it out. I am spending 2500.00 a year on advertizing. I want to cut that down substancially. I have been surveying my customer base ..asking them..how they get their service needs met and most said they look on the net first. Cost is a big factor. Make me smile Garth..how much savings?

OK, walk me thru this...from start to finish ..I need a Web design and site for my business. Where do I start? Where to find a host? My cost...I want a nice one that will be linked to other sites..I want to show videos so prospective customers can see my equipment in action. before and after pics. the works. CALLING ALL COMP NERDS !!! Hills....the rugsucker !!!

Thanks for offering a video ..but no thanks..If I even needed to look at some video to prove that the Pentigon attacks happened I'd be just a looney as the idiots that put out the other one. My nephews death certificate has the words MURDERED written in. On 9-11 he was murdered. That word was autherized by then Mayor of NYC Rudy Julianni. The word MURDER was put on that certificate to make sure the Insurance companies would pay off the victims life insurance policys. The Insurance companies wanted to declare it as an act of WAR which simply would have cleared them from paying off any benefits. You want a conspiracy that you could prove..go after the Insurance Co. Rat Bastards. AS far as another thread..I know of no other thread that I started recently with the exception of a hockey thread during the recent playoffs. As far as the WAY Corps Program..IT SUCKED !!! It was a joke and a disgrace. VPs puppets. He was a HOAX. He was Corrupt and a Pervert. Corruption breeds corruption. A little leaven does what...I am sure there were many well intended folks going into the Corps but the program destroyed them. They were under the Control of the Drunkin Pervert that manipulated and used people for his own pleasures.. Is that blunt enough.? I respect most of you for wanting to commit your life to God. Thats Admirable!! I'm sorry that you were takin to the cleaners and many years of your life were stolin from you by a mad man. Unless I've been away to long ..I was always of the understanding that this web sites main purpose was to EXPOSE the TWI for what it was. I would like to expose the Way Corps Program for waht it was..an absusive ..controling ..and manipulative program. My opinion is that VP was so lacking in self-esteem that he had to force people to respect him. Yoou Corps kept his ego greased. Sorry but I am not one to mince words. I'm not running for office.

I'll repeat...if you believe that the 9-11 attack on the Pentigon was a hoax...then YOU ARE A WACKO !!!

In all due respect 'Son of God with All Power' while VP was flying all over the world in his luxury aircraft and touring the country in his personalized motor coach preaching his doctrines while you were stringing chairs with great detail what meal and refreshing beverage did you not swallow?

Personally I don't come here anymore to seek advise or answers ... just the current info on TWI...you know ..like who is boinkin who.. or did Rosie and Donna get married yet..the juicy stuff. I think it would be a cool pic to see Rosie in spandex doing the Athletes of the Spirit production re-do. What a mind picture huh?

Linda ..I never even looked at the thread ..just the title and first post.. After losing a nephew om 9-11 the thread title and first post with video was enough to make me turn off the computer leave the room in disgust and seek another bottle of stout brew. Belgium brew goes great with my home grown tomatoes :) :) Love ya