Zshot

oops, my bad

I missed it...

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they

come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a

bath.

So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in

the lake. The Dwarfs protest vehemently because they want to take a

bath, too.

Snow White relents and says, "When I get into the water and you hear

the splash, you can turn around."

Snow White undresses and as she is about to jump into the water, at that

very moment, she is startled by a frog who jumps into the water before she

can. The moment the Dwarfs hear the SPLASH, they turn around and see Snow

White standing n*ak*ed!!

Now, given that this incident is an idea for a TV ad, what product is

being advertised??

Come on now, this should be easy for a person of your background and

mental powers.

If you can't figure it out just scroll down for the answer.

SEVEN UP" !!!!

I found this on another site...

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef, I figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory I tried, but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian, but there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was always the same old grind.

SO I RETIRED AND FOUND I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

Terry Taylor

Zix,

you very well could be correct.

I'm not smart enough to write joke I just pass them along

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting

over there?" The barman says, "Yep, that's them,".

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real

honor. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're

planning WW III ". And the guy says, "Really?

What's going to happen?"

.

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million

Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits. The guy exclaimed, "A blonde

with big tits?

Why kill a blonde with big tits?

.

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and

says, "See, smart ***?! I told you no one would worry about 140

million Iraqis!"

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks the barber about his bill. "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

Later a Cop comes in for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber, and the barber replies: "I am sorry I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

A Democrat comes for a haircut and when he asks the barber what he owes, the barber replies: "I am sorry I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, a dozen Democrats are lined up waiting for a free haircut.

I hope you have a purrrrr-fect Birthday

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa: half discovered, half

wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America: well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India: very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France: gently aging, but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia: lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia: very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia: with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan: almost everyone knows where

it is, but no one wants to go there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq: ruled

by a dick.

I hope that you had a very enjoyable Birthday

You got it.

I belong to a gym...

I compete in racquetball tournaments...

(don't have "6 packs" abs )

I am 41 years old never married , maybe I need to find a new gym

Gyms are a good place to get healthy

I have also made some good friends their , too bad mostly guys and some married ladies

The gym is also a great place to go sight seeing

This September 11?

I will be at work, like I was last year.

I will remember those whom I had worked with at the Pentagon.

I am sure that all in my office will have a ?moment of silence? for those who were murdered on that terrible day (this will be an individule thing, at our desks, at the time of our choosing.

Some in my office will go to memorials at the Post Chapel on Fort Huachuca.

I will not allow the terrorists to succeed in my life by making me afraid to enjoy the Freedom and the Liberty that we all have.

Paw,

You are a good man and in my prayers.

I feed my cat IAMS (less active).

My cat was deathly sick a few years ago... My Vet told me to feed my cat food with the least amount of ash as possible (as well as diet).

The best choices were:

Max Cat

IAMS

Before my cat was sick he was eating Purina Cat Chow.

Zix is correct on not changing cat foods. It is hard on a cats system.

Remember, there is a reason why cat foods are different prices...

IMO, cat food is cheaper than vet bills.

The chat room gave me the chance to meet some very wonderful people.

I was better able to understand a different side of some of the people who post on the forums.

In the chat room I have seen some angry exchanges, some very sick imposters of one lady who hasn't posted here for a while nor have I seen her in the chat room. But, mostely I have seen people enjoying chatting with friends. I have seen friendships develope. The chat room was also a healing place.

I will miss the GS chat

I wouldn't mind chipping in for chat...

The soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines of this great country are always in my prayers.

I don't have much knowledge of the air force, my knowledge is mostly concerning the Army and Army Reserves...

If you have any questions or need to talk, send me an e-mail.

I expect others to follow some rules

I have asked people in the express line at the grocery store if they are functionally illiterate or if they don?t know how to count a few times?

I have been known to break a rule or two...

I have been known to go 1 MPH(or more ) over the posted speed limit...

I have "changed seats" at events. If some ome comes up with a ticket to that seat I move.

If someone takes my seat I ask them to move or have security ask them to move.

I J-walk

I might play my music 1 decible over what is "leagly" allowed

I have even been told that what I have said was not PC

I'm a bad boy..

Zixar,

you said:

quote:

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Now where were we? Tombstone?

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If you were in Tombstone, we could meet at "big nose Kate's" saloon

First round is on me.

Actually, Tombstone is a friendly town with good people who live and work there.

I hope that you have a very wonderful and special Birthday

It is always a pleasure to see you in the chat room

You are a wonderful lady and I hope you have a wonderful Birthday

I hope you have a fantastic birthday

Too damn long!!!

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I decided not to use my real name here because many people that come here have a strong disliking for someone else that has the same middle name as my first name…

I choose Zshot because it is one of my favorite types of shots to hit when I play racquetball.

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