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We've tried for pages to help you out of this dilemma you're in,that is,this fascination with Rosie and her boosoms,and I'm afraid you need more help than I can give you.There's a Bible class you can take,if you don't mind travelling to Cleavage,Oh. or Tittsburg,Pa. to take it.The name of the class is (sing it with me if you know the words) P-F-A-L has something just for you,...It teaches you keys to unlock the doors,and how to walk right thru-u-u-uu,...so,if you want to have a powerful life that's more than abundant toooooo,..than P-F-A-L is the class for you-oo-ooo!!!! PEEEEEEE--EEEEFFFF--AAAAAA--ELLLLLLL!!!!!

I think deep down you want to be the "first gentleman" of the Way International,that is, you want to be the man behind the woman,Rosebud,be a gracious host to her visitors from India,ride on the back of her Harley,have your own cushman.....

Time for the Word....."and the man in whom the evil spirit was,leapt on them,and overcame them,and prevailed against them so that they fled out of that house naked and wounded"....Maybe he was just a jealous husband.Thank you Tom and Excath.....you're intercession for the saints gives more comfort than two bottles of valliums.....I'm so blessed right now, I gotta ask God to cool it. Tuttle,who could possibly take your place? I like to take the commas out and just read it as it sets "Verily,verily,..Amen and Amen I say unto you,today,this day,this very day,when I'm dying and all seems to be lost,there's a day coming,you're going to be with me in Paradise"....then it just fits like a hand in a glove and it works with a mathematical exactness and a scientific precision, and you don't have to run around....close your eyes,..make a fool outa yourself.

Great is Dianna of the Ephesians!Great is Dianna of the Ephesians! Great is Dianna of the Ephesians!Woooo-o-o-o-o.....and the more part knew whereof they were come together. Hey, like,my doc won't give me any more pills.I need somebody to minister to me in this cyber twig. Can one of you lay hands on the keyboard and I'll put my hands on the screen and believe for deliverence......

Before I do,recite with me the Holy act of Contrition...Oh my God I am heartly sorry for having offended thee,and I detest all of my sins because of thy just punishment,but most of all because they offend thee O Lord,who art all good and deserving of all of my love...I firmly resolve with the help of thy grace to sin no more and to avoid the near occasion of sin...

Yea,verily,my children stand boldly on my word,looking not to the right hand,nor to the left,but keep your eyes steadfast upon me and I will deliver you from the evil one.........cast your cares upon me and I will---...oops,I think I'm trailing off into prophecy,......You all just seemed like you needed some words of exhortation,edification,and comfort....sorry for being out of order...next time I'll wait 'til I'm called on....

Come,now,King Tut,..For all that is in the world,the lust of the flesh,and the lust of the eyes,and the pride of life is not of the Father,but is of this world....Those pics are,as Rev. Jenkinson would say,Idultry {uhh,...Tom is that adultery or idolatry) Igotout,see what you've done to our weaker corps brother? I know we were WOWS togetther,bro,but it is my duty to nouthetically confront you on your postings.Is it really best to place pics on your younger corps' thread that causes one to break fellowship?......I'll have an hour of power for you Rev. Tutus.......

Excataclysmic.....I hope your real happy....Poor Tuttle pleaded for genuine help to get out of what he was into,...and all you did was put him in deeper....He's probably got those photos scanned and pinned up in his locker now..And then you quote,what was it ,Song of Soloman? Don't you remember Tuttle's thorn in the flesh is a weekness for old women?......Rocky,keep up the political good works.Looks like it's going to be Napolitino.....Fellowskipper,renew your mind..

The above post was supposed to augment,enhance,and enrich the last picture on page 5.......

Quick! Uprope! Uprope!...UPROPE GODDAMMIT!!!!......Uhhhhh...Clyde,was I s'posed tie in to the other end of the rope?

What ever happened to Senator Hayes Gehagin? Did he trip out?......Well, in Az legallized marijuana for medicinal purposes is on the ballot.I'd like to see a ballot for legallized ecstacy. Btw how did Ms. Riverbottom get her job? She was not a member of any Way corps,was she?......Tuttle,was it you that walked up to Craig and said "i want your job!!!"

We'd be delighted to have you aboard as a WOW rover....You must be ordained first...Just fill out the application and send me $200 along with three references...

Could one of you computer zealots find it in your heart to please post a picture on this thread of a woman who is actually easy on the eyes,like,say,a gal from Easy Riders magazine, rather than these uncomely women we have had to feast our eyes on?

there were also no colons in the origionals.

Igotout,you may join us but your girlfriend has to stay home.

Exchameleon, I'm not sure which "hope" is greater to be anticipated....the Lord's return or the idea of driving around the country in a '75 Chrysler Imperial pulling an Airstream trailer visiting and blessing our wonderful WOWs with you and our fellow 9th corps crustees.

Did you ever feign total interest in a corps brother's babbling on in the men's shower.....while ....ing on their leg?

I'm not sure about the 9th corps,but I seem to remember meeting a fella at corps week named Clarence Gatfelter(sp),who was in some kind of "sunset corps".Back then,he seemed as old as God........I think the youngest was one of the Krahalla kids.

And just what were those other things you saw bouncing around? Let me guess....women carry their's in a titzsling......Maybe you can volunteer in your local community giving free breast exams....

Here we are at the Halfway House of GSC....Of course I'm driving,Ociffer,I'm in no condition to walk. Will they have Mogen David in heaven?/ Oh,Lord,we'd all like to know/.........Will they have Mogen David in heaven/.....If they don't,who the hell wants to go?

Your spirit-filled input certainly brings edification and awareness to my soul.I suggest we also mark and avoid sinners,unbelievers,nonbelievers,senses man,body and soul man,natural man,faithblasters,heathens,heretics,infidels,tripped out grads,backsliders,godless,dog returning to his vomit,muscle-bound idiots,Nazis,Christ-killers,gentiles,dogs,carnal man,Muslims and soothsayers....you guys are some real smart cookies.....

I noticed an open thread with this title and it got me to thinking that we spend too much time exalting Satan on our 9th corps thread.So, to keep things positive, I've decided to refrain from using words like "the devil","god of this world","satan","Beelzabub","Baal","the Serpent","the Dragon","sons of Belial","prince of darkness","Jezebal","legion","evil spirit","Mr. Fletcher","the Un-true god","seed boyz","the pit","hell","lake of fire","the adversary","manyfeathers","garbageheart","needledick","possessed","antichrist","Simon the sorcerer","masturbate" and any other words that may be a stumblingblock to our 9th corps brethren.

I find if I stand in front of my picture window wearing nothing but my Way Corps running shorts I get to keep most of the candy for myself.....God is not the God of the dead,but of the living......think I'll pass out retemory cards instead of candy...

Rocky,take my advice,lock your daughter in a closet for the next ten years....Exca,I'm a bit squeemish about clicking on your web sites...What the hell did that leprauchon say?...Tuttle,I forget, was your "thorn in the flesh" bad feet or were you literally a sex pervert? Happy Holloweenie to all of you too,...just make sure God gets the glory...

How do they expect us to get our Anniversary PAFL classes together? We must be moving the Word over the world, or else the devil would leave us alone.