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  1. Religious omelets........Well,we'd call them ouiji boards,hookie-pookism,...for ye know that by this craft we have our wealth.....Whaddaye have but a union meeting......

  2. Excie,if he was single,or widowed,and he carried on like he did,would it have been any more excusable?....You raise an interesting point...Lost in all of VP's dicktatership,was his sacred vows w/ Mrs. W's. being repeatedly violated....She may have stuck with him because she was a product of her generation and religious heretige....

  3. Tuttle,you are sooooo right.Polysyndeton is the figure of speech,"many ands"......Now I've got egg on my faith....Thank you for your loving reproof and erection.........

  4. "You're on!" says the bartender....The parrot jumps off the man's shoulder and craps right on the bar....The bartender laughs hysterically and says "you fool,you just lost ten bucks!"....."Thatsh okay," says the man, " I jesht bet that guy at the end of the bar 50 bucksh that Polly would crap on yer bar,and all you'd do ish laugh about it."

  5. Oh,yeah,I forgot about the parrot....She can't sing or dance,but she's very familiar in the "ways of the sons of man"....Her name is Polly-syndeton.......

  6. Excie,the Victors were named after their fadda in the word,thus making them our step-brothers-in-the-word...New Horizons were our true bruthahs-in-the-word.....Tommy,you and your Greek words....What is dangtim wood in the Septuagent?

  7. I tried to delete one of the above messages,cause it didn't show up til the next day,but it wouldn't do it...that's why they say basically the same thing.....

  8. ....And then the man says to the bartender,"that ain't no parrot,thatsh my wife!"......Tommy,the word takes the place of the absent Christon.......Oh Word of God incarnate.....Oh! wisdom from on high.....The church is one foundation,is Jesus Christ HER Lord?...SHE is His true creation,thru water and the word.....Ladies and gentlemen,that's a lie!....Yes,Tommy,I'd like for you to love me,cuz I love you,you betchyer life.....Did y

  9. ....And then the man says to the bartender,"thatsh no parrot,thatsh my wife!".....Tommy,the Word takes the place of the absent Christon....and I would like for you to love me,cuz I love you,you bet cher life.....Did you guys read Exc's thread on Rev. Nathan Wierwille? Now letsee,so,was he our second-cousin-twice-removed-in-the-Word? Interesting that his mother's and wife's maiden names were both Fledderjohann...Maybe in New Knoxville they really were their own grandpa.....The church is one foundation,..is Jesus Christ HER Lord?...SHE is His true creation,..through water and the Word....Ladies and gentlemen,that's a lie!.....

  10. Buck,...Good story...Andy was that kind of guy....Iworked on those cabins the year before you got there....I loved being on way builders in-res......you actually got something done instead of doing busy work

  11. I enjoy standing outside the Dallas airport and beholding the beautiful yellow rows of taxis......Hey,Nika,...so are you a month older or younger than me? I'm getting along swimmingly here in the semi-comatose state of Anozira...TommieT and I had a wonderful trip out here in a red truck so maany,maany years ago.....I'm sure we went LEAD together,or lightbearers,...or bless patrol,....or at least nodded off at corps night together....Glad to see Tommy's back,....thought he might have gone loa after ho-ho relo........

  12. Just thought I'd check in....How's it going NotinPasadenaanymore? New Years eve,I had to drive five miles out of my way to get around the Fiesta bowl parade....I like seeing the blimps at night....

  13. This may or may not be a 2+2=5 error,but I could be wrong.....When VPW teaches the four steps to the fall of man,the first step that he teaches is that Eve "responded by considering",or that,to even respond or consider what the serpent said was the first wrong thing she did...Yet,when Jesus was tempted of the devil,He certainly considered what the devil had to say,and responded to him....He,unlike Eve,didn't omit,add,or change a word,in his response to the tempter....I remember people often using the 1st step to the fall of man theory as a basis for not questioning anything taught to them by VPW & Co......

  14. I think the idea of "practice sessions" for the manifestations was a little out there. With tongues,if WHAT I speak is God's business,why do I need to practice it and get fluent at it?....We also "practiced" interpretation and prophecy in the intermediate class,and "ministering" in the advanced class....Seems like God's will,or inspiration,or revelation would be clear enough to not need to practice carrying it out.......

  15. Fa-a-a-ther Abraham,he had two sons,....twoooo sons had fa-a-ather Abraham,.....They didn't laugh,NO!....they didn't cry NO!....this is what they did.............

  16. Rafael,regarding nos. 2 and 3 doesn't vpw say that the translators told him something to the effect that they know what he's teaching is true("for this purpose was I spared"}but if they translated it that way they couldn't sell any more Bibles? I think that was the part....

  17. On your feet everybody,it's time for the 7th inning stretch,...are you ready? A-one A-two...He took me out of the pi-it,and from the mirey claaay,...He set my fee-et upon a Rock,..establishi-ing my wa-a-a-aay,...for it's root! root! root! fot the Cubbies,..our God to ma-agnify,...and He'll take! take! take! me someday to his home on hiiiigh! Allright!!!!

  18. How nice of you to drop by,then announce your jubilant return...Wilt thou at this time restore the kingdom to.....Oh what the heck am I asking you for? How's it hangin' Fellowtippler? Did you make any New Years resolutions this year? I only made one which is "I am resolved no longer to linger,charmed by the world's delight,....things that are higher,things that are nobler,these have allured my sight......I will hasten to him,hasten so glad and free(hasten glad and free}....Jesus,greatest,highest,I will come to thee"..............

  19. When I was first on way builders,I was his "grunt"...we didn't seem to hit it off at all...I was always breaking his tools,or ruining good materials,etc....then it started snowing...at every chance the way builders would pummel eachother w/ snowballs....soon,he and I were acting like the pink panther and his Chinese butler....We'd hide on roofs,behind cars, just to sneak in a surprise attack on eachother,......Anyway,it was a great way to release the tension between us,because after that we became real good friends......

  20. You must have left right when I came on....I probably took your place on the concrete crew.........I'll say there wasn't anybody that was on way builders staff that I didn't have a lot of respect for.....They knew what it was to work for a living.....

  21. Is that when they move all of the hookers out of the holding cell?......Well,I certainly didn't hitch-hike anywhere this year....I remember in residense they had us dacoupage(sp)a leaf on an oval piece of wood with a Bible verse written below it to send to our spiritual partners like Mr. Fletcher and Chief ManyFeathers.....Then we would call them,collect,before they came out with 1-800-C-A-L-L-A-T-T......

  22. I think I spent half of my interim year working on the concrete crew.....Paul was on his last year in residence then so he only worked part-time w/us....I remember working on the spillway,the water treatment plant pad(got concrete in my boots and got an infection},sidewalks at the corps chalet,...I have to say,that was one of my most enjoyable years in the way....I loved working hard all day and playing at night....I've been in construction ever since.....Christopher kind of took me under his wing that year, I wish them well....If Jeff Medic is your real name it doesn't quite ring a bell,but we would have had to worked together if you were their 79-80....

  23. I probably know you....I was way builders 1979-80 at hq.....spent several months working w/ Christopher & Paul Brooks, Steve Webb,Buddy,Larry Scharfenburger(sp)also played on the way softball team that summer...I remember a bunch of us recoating the cabinet shop roof that year....took about five tries before it stopped leaking......Christopher and I would ride around in a big,ugly,four-door Dodge Power Wagon.....Anyway,have lost touch w/ all those guys........

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