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What the heck is an unbelieving believer?I've always considered myself a believing unbeliever.Sometimes I believe for something and I receive it,and I can't believe I believed for it.Other times I believe for something and I don't receive it and I can't believe I didn't believe for it. And what's the difference between an unbeliever and a non-believer?Like, was doubting Thomas an unbelieving believer,a non-believing unbeliever,or a believing non-believer?

Fellowtripper,you finally made the back payments on your internet service?Holy **** it's hailing out here in Phoenix! Well I don't give a hoot in a hailstorm about anything any more.Hey, did you guys notice Tuttle only posts during business hours Mon-Fri.? I think it's cuz he only uses the computer when he's supposed to be working, or else he's on a work release program and he spends his weekends in County lock-up.

Good to hear from you.We may be a tad moronic on this thread,but do accept my condolances for the loss of your sister.Hope your dealing with it ok.Lots of propositions on the ballots,eh?Go Angels???Giants??? Leave it to a woman like Excatholic to make a pitch for an ERA-esque day to honor a woman saint.How about Tic Day? Don't all dogs go to heaven?....

Was she married to uncle Harry or uncle Rueben? And I can't remember if she played the piano or the organ.I think Fellowcritter has weighed us in the balances and found us wanting.

Holy trinity,batman,I ask for a few verses to help me out of the dilemma I am in and you're preaching like you're at a ROA family table.I hope you don't break your ba-..hand patting yourself on the back for preaching such a wonderful sermon.I know you hardly ever pray when you kneel.....If what you you say is true, it will re-write the devil spirit field for our generation, and you and I are gonna need at least three months,just day after day working it....Jesus swept.

Tuttle,are you also up on the Dealing with the Adversary retemories? Since Excathair has blasphemed against the holy ghost and used this wonderful,profitable,godly thread to scare the living bejeezice out of me with her Reganomics,I find myself grasping for verses of scripture to dispel the new darkness she has brought to my generation,which may be old darkness,but new to me.Harden not your hearts,as in the provocation,in the day of temptation in the wilderness.......

I about gagged on my pea soup.Hey,along with a newsletter send me a picture of you and Regan in a sister hug so I can lift you every day.The power of Christ compels you! Be careful out there honey,Devils can prophesy.

I think that's the first time you ever got one right verbatum.Weren't you the guy that always said ALSO after that one corps retemory? You know,I always thought that word of knowledge would be a much more effective sign to unbelievers than speaking in tongues.Like, instead of standing up at a meeting going "loshantakalimaziyolanda" turn around and say "you in the third row,take the job at the bank,forgive your mother,and tomorrow bet all your money on Niatross in the fifth race". Now, if God gave us info like that,just think how many more people we could have gotten to take the class.

I think we were confusing tithing and tipping.That's probably why there was no meat in mine whorehouse.I didn't know whether to give God or the waitresses 15%.I always liked Manyfeathers.Did you bring him up there with you to Okie?

So,9th corps,we have Sunesis and others of his kind to thank for bequeathing to us our legacy of obeying the voice of Mr. Fletcher or Miss Jonassis rather than the still small voice of our twig leader.I don't know about avoided but this man should certainly be marked. And another thing,what meaneth this bleating of the sheep and this Greasespot reading during work hours rather than self-structure time? People like that usually tithed 10% AFTER taxes and deductions.No wonder there is no meat in my whorehouse. Fat Frank found five fine fish for frying Friday.

I remember during the showing of the dog flick,there was a scene where the dog was licking his own privates.A corpse buddie whispered to me "don't you wish you could do that?" I said "I don't know,the dog would probably bite my ear off".

Hey Tuttle,wouldn't it be sumthin' if our job was to pass out loofa sponges in the woman's shower.Geez,Fellowsniffer,couldn't you keep your eyes off Adrienne W. long enough to pay attention to those fukkfilms Dr.showed us in C,

.F. and S.?

I can't believe it. That's news to me. Atho I do remember in-residence when Randy's mother came to visit and sat thru Christian F. & sex with him.It was right when the good Dr. was showing all those filthy,pornographic pictures of people in lewd sex acts.I don't think mom was too impressed with all the Biblical research Randy was doing.I don't remember if she stuck around for the part where Dr. advised us on whacking off.Poor Randy.I'm just glad she wasn't there when Fellowpipper was sharing his heart about teats.

Tuttle,is that a quote from the book of Macchebees? Yana G. in every in-res corps there's a devil spirit waiting to get out.We made friends with ours. Fellowslicker is full of crap.He never spent ten cents in the bookstore.I think his only Bible was a Gideon's.After a months supply of Folgers and Pall Malls,who had money left for lexicons and interlinears? Tuttle can we get to Maui by hitch-hiking? Some of my sponsors have copped out and I need to believe for a ride to Ho-ho relo.Maybe I,ll jump on the Fellowship......

I think we're getting stale and need some new fruit.We need to go on a "each one win one" campaign.Maybe we can all meet at the mall or the bowling alley and pass out green cards.Anybody want to sign up for Lightbearers?That's right Fellowspitter,they call alcoholic beverages that make people all wobbly and shakey "spirits".How devilish can a world get? I think Tuttle needs to lay off the Chixxwithdixx web sites and develop more meaning in his life.Let's get with the program, you grunts,for we are fellow labourers with Him.Enhance and augment those witnessing and undershepherding skills.Isn't that why you volunteered for the corps?

I don't give a ratzass what they're arguing about on these other threads,The Dead Are Alive! And Fellowshipper and TomTuttle are living proof.I thought you both went to your Tim graves and were Ruth rotting in hell.So where the hell you guys been? Were you slain in the spirit? (Psssst,Fall over,fall over.)The God,Satan,is causing you to do that.If the true God ever slew you,well,one,you'd never get up,that's for sure. And second, He'd have to break all the laws of the universe because the Word says He had His kings like David and Saul do his slaying for Him. Be that as it may,perhaps we need to reach into Daddy's cookie jar and anoint a spiritual 9th corps coordinator.Someone with the tongue of Eddie Lemos,the boldness of Lennie Hopkins,and the scriptual keenness of Ken "Cookie" Burns.We are as sheep that have gone awry.We need someone to help us make better use of our self-structure time.Rev. George Hendley would you bring forth a word of prophesy?

Happy 48th B-day, Macmarine...from your sledgehammerin' buddy at camp Gunnison. Toadfriend, what do you mean he doesn't have time to visit these forums. Doesn't he know that pure religion and undefiled before God is to visit the fatherless and the widows in their affliction?Is he becoming an intellectual,robust sinner? C'mon Mac, you're corps dammit. Get with the program.

Tuttle, I'm glad Dr.didn't mention your name in the Adv. class when he referred to that fella whose every other word was Jesus Christ this, gahdam this,sunuvabitch that.I remember you always said "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" Me, I prefer frontal nudity to a noodle in front of me."There are meeelions of people who believe there is no such providence.But you are not among them.Gawwwd bless,and may your tribe increase."

So you worked at the Texas farm? No wonder you know so much about about teats.Too bad Rev. Tuttle didn't work there also. Maybe he wouldn't have tried to squeeze gism out of a bull.I spent my apprentice year trying to squeeze tuition from all the broke-a$$ believers in my area.....and sinning as much as I could before entering the monastery.

John, I've been meaning to say hey.Thanx for the pics.Remember Erie,Pa. '74-75? All the big classes and WOW meetings were held at our house.I fondly recollect this redneck corps guy from HQ screaming at me in front of all 28 WOWS something about people in the corps dying 'cuz people like me didn't think it was important to wear my nametag to a meeting. I think that inspired me to go in the corps. 'course,I never did forget my nametag again.I guess love never faileth.

I need 5 volunteers to work at the fly pavilion.I'll give you a free shower pass.I'd love to but I gotta go to a meeting.Who's devilish idea was it to have a way night club at the ROA? You guys should be thankful.God Almighty through your twig leader put you in those positions of service to bless you, first and formost ,and God.s people.That's why we don't question,we don't doubt,we just do our volunteering and believe God for the gas money to get back home.God will have a better job waiting for you when you get there.God bless, gotta get back to the schittwagen.

where all the homeless believers hung out at night.That's why it was so important to stay awake during corps night.So you could stay up all night and flip a burger that even Tic would be proud to eat.Tuttle, I think Fellowshipper is becoming a 5 senses man.Tell him how he can be more blessed than he already is. What's up with excathedra?

So she who kristons our thread comes back to visit. How are you NIKA ? First I would like to go on record as saying that I LIED.The girls that I sat between were NOT homely.They were sweet, pretty, and gave great backrubs.I was just trying to make a funny with fellowwisher.So girls if you know who you are, don't waste that money on plastic surgery. As to how I stayed awake, I did some really exciting things. Like...count how many times the letter "a" appeared in the first chapter of Romans. Then the letter "b". Then the letter "c". Then...well,you get the idea. Sometimes I would play word jumble.Like, "lives" can be "elvis", or, "apostle" can become "lost ape" You know, a mind is a terrible thing to waste. My biggest motivator to stay awake,tho,was knowing how natural and peaceful somebody looked while sleeping in a bed, and how utterly ridiculous they looked drooling all over their best tie with their head bobbing up and down while sleeping in a desk chair.

Good idea,Fellowdipper.Didn't Judas Iscariot pour his guts out on the day of the ascension? Glad to hear you're not activated.I think your kids need you more than Uncle Sam.

Even this old Packer backer had a moment of silence. The Arizona Republic's cartoonist drew old number 19 with an American flag backdrop and the caption:Unitas we stand.