Three Southern boys escape from jail and become the brain trust for the Governor of Mississippi!
You seek a great fortune you three who are now in chains. You will find a fortune, though it will not be the fortune you seek.
But first, you must travel a long, difficult road, a road fraught with peril. You shall see thangs wonderful to tell, You shall see a cow on the roof of a cotton house. Ha. And, oh, so many startlements.
I can not tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the obstacles in you path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward.
Though the road may wind, yea, your hearts grow weary, still shall ye follow them, even unto your salvation.