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Raf

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  1. First, let me apologize. That post of mine wasn't a post. It was a puke. I just need to relax, take a valium or something. Will post more later. But lone Wolf, if you're as reasonable as you appear, then my post was uncalled for and I'm sorry. I'm going to go wash my mouth out with soap now. :)
  2. VPW didn't steal anyone's ideas/words/etc. The moon is made of green cheese. The moon landing was a hoax. Elvis lives. The Holocaust didn't happen. The Earth is flat. Black is white. Up is down. I'm tired of trying to establish the obvious to MOG-worshippers who refuse to open their eyes. If you want to say "so what," then say it. But to deny what Wierwille did is to go from lack of concern to lack of discernment. P.S. Full Circle, look a little more carefully at Mr. P's post. You directed your comment to the wrong person. :)
  3. And since I KNOW I'm right and will go on vacation after this, I'll leave you with a fairly easy one. "It sounds like Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky just want some privacy." "What's privacy?" "It means they want to spend time together alone." "What are they doing in there?" "They're, uh... they're doing their taxes." "Are they going to do their taxes every night?" "For the first couple of months."
  4. Ah, but you left one out. First of all, would Danny ever tell that to his kid? I don't think so. Roseanne, on the other hand...
  5. Sorry. Another one of my business trips. You are correct.
  6. Sarah Jessica Parker Failure to Launch Matthew McCouhgnehiwystadjjotdpdsfasdey or whatever the hell his name is.
  7. "From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100. " "9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's... " "Yes, 91,100. " "Basically, all the worst parts of the bible." *** "Your plan will fail! You'll never keep the world leaders distracted here for 9 hours!" "Oh no? I've got Arec Barrwin! " "Dear God!"
  8. Oh, all right: You've Got Mail
  9. WordWolf, If you had AOL, I would send you an e-mail with the title to this movie.
  10. WordWolf, You may be correct about Old Dan Tucker, but not about the other quotes. Ca Dreaming's got it. Those quotes are from Little House, and Old Dan Tucker was a favorite little ditty of Mr. Edwards. "The closer you are to God, the more likely He is to listen." Laura prays for her newborn brother, who dies anyway. Rev. Alden tells her the above, and she decides to take it literally and climbs a mountain, where she meets up with Ernest Borgnine. *** "My friends call me Manny." "Nice to meet you... Manly." Laura meets the man she will eventually marry, Almonzo Wilder, and promptly botches his nickname. From then on, she, and only she, is allowed to call him Manly. He settles on calling her Beth. *** "Combed his hair with a wagon wheel." Part of the Old Dan Tucker lyric.
  11. Old Dan Tucker was a fine old man washed his face in a frying pan combed his hair with a wagon wheel died with a toothache in his heel. Get out the way for Old Dan Tucker He's too late to get his supper Supper's over and dinner's cookin' Old Dan Tucker just stands there lookin...
  12. Except you screwed up the Underpants Gnomes. it was PHASE one, two and three. Hey, what's phase two?!?!? ohmygodtheykilledkenny. youbastards. Listen, we've got to understand business. can you help us? "The closer you are to God, the more likely He is to listen." *** "My friends call me Manny." "Nice to meet you... Manly." *** "Combed his hair with a wagon wheel."
  13. Nope. I haven't checked in on this thread. If I had, I'd have said South Park after the first clue.
  14. This is good. I don't know the last pic, but I bet I can guess his name rhymes with No.
  15. Someone grab this for me. Too busy at home today.
  16. Will Smith Independence Day Jeff.... dang, can't use him.... ummm.... Harry Connick Jr.
  17. Correct. Blue Jay Effie (cheating a little there) Cay. Jay Effie Cay. JFK Next!
  18. I was kidding. I thought I'd answer your detailed, well-thought-out argument with a silly, non-responsive, ambiguous rebuttal. Ha ha ha. :)
  19. Is this one so difficult that it doesn't even get guesses? Hint: Technically, the title has no words.
  20. And Michael, don't sweat it. You are among friends here.
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