tomtuttle

Johnny angel, how I love him, and I pray that someday he'll love me ...

Simon, you old gruffy goat in wolves clothing, why don't you just clutch that holy rosary & cross and cram them diligently into your Damie why you do this to me? Firetruck is outta gas, Karras!!! I've got a help, but I'm not gonna j*** you!!!

Wouldn't it be sumpthin if we all wrote our sponsors and told them to open the floodgates, to get the foot off the hose-pipe, and sponsor us again in the REAL world, since we are IN the world, but not OF it. I'd write to Donald Trump and tell him he can purchase indulgences for a cool $1 mil. Or maybe Bill Gates, and tell him the gates of hell were opening for him, unless he sponsors me and I intercede for him.

Simon, I really wish you'd get your believing together, like you have me & ex as an ensample ... I hope you do it soon - got my fingers crossed ...

And the same to you. This year I'm believing for the wheat and chaff to grow together into one big clump. Is that a good word, "clump" ?? And I expect Pappy to cause auxano to happen for me & Simon, sos we can be great witnesses to His awesome works in us. Let us all perfect how to sit while standing this year ...

My prayers are with you also, Twin Tom.

Hello my family, it's good to be (clap) home again ...

Symoney, my friend has room. His name is Cecil B. Demils.

There's also room on the cross for you.

Ex, Nikateen, Syborg, Rockies, yellow, and the rest, i HOPE you all have the best Xmas & NY ever!!!!

If I get my 'puter at home working again, I'll be back, Otherwise, see ya'll next year.

Therefore those jews were smart then already ...

And I, your faithful Teek ...

I AGREE with a lot of what Socks said. (Bless your heart, what if it were the will of God and you DIDN'T agree??). I am in same situation.

I am a software consultant and many times each year I am faced with a dilema that I just cannot see how to best resolve. And EVERY time this occurs, usually in the middle of the night, out of a deep sleep, I awake with a vividly clear idea of how to resolve the problem. Sometimes the answer is there upon awaking in the morning. No sweat, no strain. It's just there. And usually it's so simple it is "unbelieveable".

Why does nobody, including myself, see the solution, even after days of brain storming & discussion with many very bright people??

Ex is correct also. God is pretty personal. I suppose He works in different ways with different people.

I don't have any "logical" answers. I just happen to believe He is there and involved.

Come now Seth. Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris??

Sexie Exie, follow thou me.

You're a good girl, Nika-teen. Thank God we can retain the fond memories vividly ...

Love, love, love, mah poeple ...

Unfortuately, it seems that whenever I think back to being residence in the corps, not about the laughs shared with friends, but "doing" the abnormal daily routine, most of what I remember was reproof sessions, complete with strained eyeballs and bursting jugulars. Particularily during and after lunch (lovingly referred to as dinner).

Ex, I too wish we could go through that now. I think I'd rip more than an arm band off. What a bunch of F-heads.

Is it any wonder Way "membership" is so lean?? Who in their right mind would consider it Godly to be the subject of these insane rantings?

Yes indeed, LCM's choice use of words sure inspired me, sure set a godly example. The fact he was selected to "lead" the ministry is proof enough to me that the Selector, the Creature, Box 328 New Knoxville, OH 45871, was as spiritual as his own testicles.

Deck the halls with his balls this wonderful Holiday season ... CHMF.

Thanks Ex for sharing HEW's love for God's women.

The green card said the class would enable us to separate truth from error. They just forgot to mention that this would happen AFTER we split from TWI ...

Simonize, you impress me as one who has a firm grip on the obvious. Weight on me, saith the Lord ... I guess He is anorexic ...

Sir Strangler, please seek professional counselling.

Yes sirree, we ARE Competent to Counsel ...

My condolences also, sis Nika. One day ...

... and what do you call him on the ground in the leaves??

Russell (not Coleman, who has someone he wants to lift) ...

... and when he is water skiing???

Skip. Maybe when he's doing a bar-b-que he's Mesquite ...

Did you hear about the Polish lesbian, Simonion???

She had a thing for men.

Wouldn't it be sumpthin if we had a ministry to lesbians, to heal them of their afflictions???

Ild rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lombotomy. But as for me and my whorehouse, ...

What do you call 10 Iraqi women in a bar??

Scud attack ...

And I didn't write the book!!!

If you don't like it, complain to the mgmt ...

Exie, you are two of a kind, my boo-sum sister!!!

Lo, I am with you always, even unto the ends of the earth.

My father was from Iceland.

My mother was from Cuba.

I am an icecube.

I cannot wait for the sign-on to accept my info sometimes, so therefore have I been seemingly absent...

Thank you SiwoMan for your rendition of Changed 3:16.

Swellowslipper, after maany a big event teachings, I would look directly into the eyes of the wonderful believer next to me, with my corps name tag on, with ALL boldness and 9th corps pride, and would say with all gravity, "I agree with a lot of what he taught." ...

And the ROA immediately prior to our entering in res training, I saw George Hendley, and asked him if he was planning any field trips for us when we got to Emporia. He gave me a look that spoke volumes about how blessed he was to have US coming into the corps. And of course, that blessed ME beyond all that He was able.

Joe Fayah, couldn't go on stage without drinking a bottle of apple wine...

Where is the counterpart Joe Coulter?

(This message edited by Frank Staley, Dec 3, 2003)

My familiar spirits are all here now ...

Originally posted by tomtuttle:

Russ Coleman, please meet with George in the sonlight room immediately after the meal ...

LCM: What the HE** are you DOING!!!!!

Martha: I'm smoking ...

LCM: Did you see any ashtrays on the tables???

Martha: That's OK, I'll just use the plate.

Now THAT'S priceless.

Russ Coleman, please meet with George in the sonlight room immediately after the meal ...

LCM: What the HE** are you DOING!!!!! Did you see any ashtrays on the table???

Martha: That's OK, I'll just use the plate.

Priceless........

Well done, thou good and faithful servant Yellowdripper. You were my example of HOW, with a capital 'H' ... to RUN with the Word, like an antelope towards the sun.

I miss the Neosho also. On a few occasions it made me a NoShow. Even Blast Patrol couldn't find me...

This is rep-pre-sent-ta-tive of being back in residence. Tom Horrocks, please stand and have the blessing. But first help me get the mote outta my teeth ...

(This message edited by Bus "Rear End" Driver Chris(t) the Gearhead, Dec. 02, 2003)

Righteousness is right living.

I say we show possession films at our reunion.

Maybe even a few beastiality ones for Simon's, that old rattle snake's, sake ...

Why dost thou torment me. Did you feel THAT???

Sexie Exie, I just noticed our 9th corps numbers (views/posts). There is No Other Corps even on our trial.

We have worked a good work. My love and thanks for your work and labor of love.

And thanks to the rest of you corps of corps that have taken a stand. Now, please sit for our BOWWows out under the field of dreams.

Simon, your mother sews socks that smell.

Look at what your %@$#ing daughter did!!!

&^%# ME!!!! *&^$@ ME!!!!!!!!!

Happy T-giving all!!!

Where is Mickey Herron?

and Rolla Laurendelli

and hows 'bout Lorian Andersen

and Brenda 'N Peter Cook

and Lyn Hardon (for you, simonion)

and Daniel Shade-miester

and Paulie Kern

and where is Davis & Dana & Frankie & Don & FastBuck and Grant Upchug??

Please pray for my Miami Dolphins, but I don't believe in your BarJesus ...

There's within mah heart a melody ...