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If Biblical Headlines were written by today's media...

On Red Sea crossing:

WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE

Pursuing Environmentalists Killed

On David vs. Goliath:

HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION

Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock

On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:

FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY

400 Killed

On the birth of Christ:

HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS

Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple

On feeding the 5,000:

PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH

Disciples Mystified Over Behavior

On healing the 10 lepers:

LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED

"Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy

On healing of the Gadarene demoniac:

MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE

Local Farmer's Investment Lost

On raising Lazarus from the dead:

FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK

Will Reading to be Delayed

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Mark,

Re:"What ever happened to the battle of the bands thread?"

'Ya got me, Mark. I don't remember it but then, I do a lot of posting of tunes here and there. What was it we were doing and what would you like to do?? Post some college Alma Maters and/or fight songs?? Sounds like fun!

sudo

P.S. I KNOW I have an odd sense of humor but thanks for posting.

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Hi Sudo:

Yes, we did have a battle of the bands thread about 1.5 years ago. My how time flies. Actually it was during the college football season of 2001. Maybe we should wait until just before the college football seaon to start it again? I remember you and the Bluzeman posted and others. People posted music from their favorite college bands. I am a west coast guy so my favorite is the USC Trojans band.

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Wasway,

Now the first thing that popped into my head was Moses throwing the tablets on the ground and breaking them but... that's not what you're talking about is it?? There was no rock or boulder involved so I'm still missing sumpin'!!

sudo
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Rahab helping Joshua's men in Jericho (before the walls came tumbling down)

Is Harlot Hiding outlaws?

Rahab suspected of helping Israeli spies escape

Joshua prays and the sun and the moon stood still 24 hours

Headline -- some other place (no functioning media left in Gibeon) -- ENVIRONMENTALISTS ARE RIGHT: WE HAVE STOPPED EARTH'S ROTATION.

End of world predicted in 2 weeks.

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