Need Inner Peace

[WhiteDove]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all

could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on

a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the

way to achieve inner peace was to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished;

and before leaving the house this morning I finished

a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kailua, a

package of Oreos, the remainder of the Valium prescriptions, the rest of

the cheesecake, a bag of Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

Edited October 14, 2006 by WhiteDove

[topoftheworld]

ROFLMAO!!!

Ah, a dove after my own heart......

Now where did I leave the tabasco sauce??? And don't click that mouse so hard!!

[dmiller]

:( :( :(

Sadly -- I could find inner peace, should this question be answered ---

"Ma'am -- Do you you know the owner of a large, yellowish-orange,

VERY FLAT CAT?????????????

(Snifff!)

[Dot Matrix]

Wdove