Roswell Explained

[pawtucket]

Some may recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an

unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle

ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well-known incident that many say has long

been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine

months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham,

John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne

Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep. This piece of information

may clear up a lot of things.

[DooWap]

Pawtucket,

That one's making the rounds on the e-mail circuits. I got it from two sources today .

Doowap

[bowtwi]

Me too. Hee hee hee

[coolchef]

aw paw i knew this would surface someday!!!! thanks for shareing i was born shortly thereafter hmmmm ya got me wondering

[I Love Bagpipes]

[Lori]

how funny, Paw!

[polar bear]

Wasn't that around the time VP got the idea for the Way. hummmmmmmmmm. Maybe it was the alien who was pumping the gas in the snowstorm when he got that infamous revelaton and looked across at the gas station. hummmmmmm.

[Eagle]

That would possibly make Hillary Rodham Clinton and William Jefferson Clinton like half-alien brother and sister. No wonder Hillary didn't want sex with this guy. And then we have Bill going after human women, like the Nephilim days...ewwwwwww.....gross!!!!!!! (from my daughter-in-law)