Hills Bro Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 (edited) Hi Greasers, I got up this morning and fed the dog..got ready to take her for her morning walk and the thought just hit me like a ton of dog biscuits. I was doing my stretching and noticed her doing her thing as dogs do and I thought..why not try to imitate her every move. You talk about flexibility..WOW!! She was rolling over..got up to chase her tail..and so on. Just try it..it's real difficult to bite you own toenails. If you can do that ..your really flexible...weird flexible !! Of course I would suggest closing your drapes (those fire-engine red ones) so your neighbors won't see you doing all those silly things. I would suggest trying every move your dog does with exception of licking your arse. That would be pretty damn flexible but very naughty. So..it's not Winsor Polaties but it works with a mathematical exactness and scientific precision. Fits like a paw in a glove!!! Please start slow and work up to chasing your tail for a half hour after at least a 15 minute flexibility program. All rights reserved...Hills Bro takes no liability or responsibility for any injury or communicable disease incurred during workout :redface: :confused: :eusa_clap: Edited February 11, 2007 by Hills Bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excathedra Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 do you have a class i can take ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abigail Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Could you post some pictures? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmiller Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 (edited) Uhhhhhhh -- my dog just started sniffing another dog's butt. What should I do?? Is that an olfactory exercise??? :D Edited February 12, 2007 by dmiller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SafariVista Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I'm still laughing Hills Bro! Wonder what an exercise class of this nature would look like... all those animals... might be hard to keep up... and very naughty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChasUFarley Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 So, do you recommend wearing a collar and leash for this "exercise"? Brings new meaning to doing things "doggie style"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sushi Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I would suggest trying every move your dog does with exception of licking your arse. That would be pretty damn flexible but very naughty. Hey Hills, if I could even get NEAR that area, I never would have left the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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excathedra
do you have a class i can take ?
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Abigail
Could you post some pictures?
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dmiller
Uhhhhhhh -- my dog just started sniffing another dog's butt.
What should I do??
Is that an olfactory exercise??? :D
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SafariVista
I'm still laughing Hills Bro!
Wonder what an exercise class of this nature would look like... all those animals... might be hard to keep up... and very naughty
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ChasUFarley
So, do you recommend wearing a collar and leash for this "exercise"?
Brings new meaning to doing things "doggie style"...
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Sushi
Hey Hills, if I could even get NEAR that area, I never would have left the house.
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