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Happy Brithday, AlleyCat


Suda
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Hope your day is pefect in every way!

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When I Am An Old Cat

When I am an old cat I shall wear

a diamond collar and leave my footprints

on white couches; I shall drink my cream with

a touch of brandy and spit out my vitamins;

I shall sit on the laps of dog people

just to irritate them; I shall nap on top of the

neighbor's petunias and perch on top of the

birdbaths and grow charmingly chubby.

But for now I must tolerate the dog

and use my litter box and not sharpen

my claws on the sofa, so no one can doubt

the truth that cats are superior to dogs.

But every once in a while I wonder

if I should be naughty now and then

and nip a few toes, so my humans

won't be too shocked when suddenly

I become an old cat and

start to wear a diamond collar.

Wishing you purr-fect contentment through every stage of life. Happy Birthday!

Suda

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