Religious Squirrels

[Ron G.]

There were four country churches in a small TEXAS town: A Presbyterian Church, Baptist Church, Methodist Church, Catholic Church - and also a Jewish Synagogue.

All four churches and the Synagogue were overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

In The Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. Somehow the squirrels escaped and there were twice as many there the next week.

The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

The Catholic Church came up with a very effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church.

Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter

Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, except that they took one squirrel and had a short service with him called 'circumcision'. They haven't seen a single squirrel on the property since then.

[Ham]

[nick]

you could argue that jedi is a religion, so i guess this link belongs in this thread

http://jedi-squirrels.funnypart.com/