Never choke in a restaurant in the South

[skyrider]

Never choke in a restaurant in the South

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent

that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick

with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seen nobody do it!'

[mchud11]

Never choke in a restaurant in the South

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent

that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick

with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seen nobody do it!'

Skyrider, some of my best friends are hillbillys. Although in many situations, they are culturally challenged, no one, but no one, can take possum road kill, harvested with a shovel, and create stew like a hillbilly...are we sympatico on this?

[dmiller]

I've heard that joke before but told better, and it involved different characters.

The persons involved were two politicians in Washington DC *doing lunch*,

and the *choking patron in the restaurant* was a disreputable trial lawyer.

There was one memorable line (after the *hind-licking* comment),

that made the joke most apposite. (No --- that's not a typo). :)

If you can't guess what the last line was (or HAVEN'T HEARD IT IN THE ORIGINAL), try googling it.