Kit Sober Posted November 8, 2002 Share Posted November 8, 2002 > > A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a....... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . . > > BUMP... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > BUMP... > > . > > . > > . . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > BUMP... behind him. > > . > > . > > . > > . > > .. > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright > > coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > ... BUMP... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > ...BUMP... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > ...BUMP... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin > > bouncing quickly behind him ... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > faster... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > faster... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > BUMP... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > BUMP.... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > BUMP. > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes > > in, slams and locks the door behind him. > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the > > coffin clapping ... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > clappity-BUMP... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > clappity-BUMP... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > clappity-BUMP... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > clappity-BUMP... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > on the heels of the terrified man.... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. > > His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door. > > Bumping and clapping towards him. > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > The man screams and reaches for something, anything but all he can > > find is a bottle of cough syrup! > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the coffin > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > ... the coffin stops. > > Kit Sober Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cindy! Posted November 8, 2002 Share Posted November 8, 2002 Kinda silly...yet it got a chuckle outta me....thanks, Kit!!! (edited cuz I didn't mean it the way it sounded...sorry, Kit! ) [This message was edited by chinson on November 10, 2002 at 5:32.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kit Sober Posted November 9, 2002 Author Share Posted November 9, 2002 this would be a nice place for nice jokes Kit Sober I love to hear you laugh -- God Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve! Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 What color is a piano? Pink! What color is a ghost? Boo! What color is a belch? Burple! What color is a phone? Yellow! What color is a newspaper? Red! How do you catch a unique cat? Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame cat? Tame way. ------------- Are you a turtle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cindy!
Kinda silly...yet it got a chuckle outta me....thanks, Kit!!!
(edited cuz I didn't mean it the way it sounded...sorry, Kit! )
[This message was edited by chinson on November 10, 2002 at 5:32.]
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Kit Sober
this would be a nice place for nice jokes
Kit Sober
I love to hear you laugh -- God
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Steve!
What color is a piano?
Pink!
What color is a ghost?
Boo!
What color is a belch?
Burple!
What color is a phone?
Yellow!
What color is a newspaper?
Red!
How do you catch a unique cat?
Unique up on him.
How do you catch a tame cat?
Tame way.
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Are you a turtle?
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