Jackass: The Movie

[Larry P2]

Success can be measured, confined, finely calibrated. It shakes and ennervates the core of our supreme existential angst. Is it a Harvard Law degree? Is it a Stanford Medical Degree? Is it a Dinan-tuned BMW M-5? FOr the most part, it is all slack, undefined and forever restless; the dreams of a forever haunted heart.

That is until Johny Knoxville cuts through the fog and miasma with this powerful new movie. Success is running around with a pair of hedge clippers slicing off the unwitting's hair clear to the scalp. It is Making Big Money by lighting farts and firing bottle rocks out of your cornhole on camera. It is eating a pee snowcone and then having the yellow vomit repeatedly repanned in slow motion. It is scuba diving with your shorts bravely packed full of shrimp to tempt sharks into nipping off your family member.

I have never laughed so hard in my whole life. If this baby doesn't get the Oscar, then the entire process if obviously rigged.

[AdiosMiCorazon]

LOL!

I thought you were going to say that you were in the movie

[Pirate1974]

You didn't actually pay real money to see this, did you?

[Mister P-Mosh]

It's sort of a "thanks for working hard" gift from the VP of my company that I work for. A bunch of us from work are going, and this is an extremely non-PC company. I expect the remarks from my coworkers to be at least as entertaining as the antics on the screen.

[excathedra]

i wanna see it

pirate ya wanna go ?

[Pirate1974]

Sure, I'll go see it with you, excathie.

I will admit that I've watched it on tv and thought some of the stuff was pretty funny and a lot of it was just stupid. I can't imagine 90 minutes of it.

[Larry P2]

90 minutes of stupidity!

[Larry P2]

If you guys get married after going to Jackass on your first date, then I get to be both the best man and bridesmaid. (I will only wear the obligatory jockstrap).

How are we going to arrange a suitable projectile vomiting exhibition at your reception, though?

And what are you going to do when your wedding cake which will appropriately shaped like a toilet, and some clown climbs up on it and takes a dump in it?

And are you guys going to Box each other at the alter? And will your boxing gloves match your wedding dress?

So many unanswered questions.