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just wondering about familiar phrases

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When someone says " I’m going to clean your clock” it usually means they are threatening someone with physical harm.

I wonder if a cosmetic surgeon could say “I’m going to adjust your clock” – meaning they will modify the neck, head or body to enhance the patient’s appearance.

 

 

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“I’m going to turn you ins4ide out:” I can imagine what someone would look like.

means the same as clean your Clock.

Jim Croce’s

“Meaner Than a Junk Yard Dog.” Never heard that expression before this song. The visuals are getting torn limb from limb from a huge Doberman Pincher.

’ Looked Like A Jigsaw Puzzle With A Couple of Pieces Gone.” What a bloody mess he must have been.

 

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8 hours ago, Stayed Too Long said:

“I’m going to turn you ins4ide out:” I can imagine what someone would look like.

means the same as clean your Clock.

Jim Croce’s

“Meaner Than a Junk Yard Dog.” Never heard that expression before this song. The visuals are getting torn limb from limb from a huge Doberman Pincher.

’ Looked Like A Jigsaw Puzzle With A Couple of Pieces Gone.” What a bloody mess he must have been.

 

Imagine Chuck Norris as a logger - he wouldn't need an axe or tools - he would just walk up to the tree and tear it limb from limb.

 

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just another random Chuck Norris joke

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