Marriage & Haunting

[vickles]

Marriage & Haunting

A mean old man and his wife were married for many years, even though

they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and

yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout,

"When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and

haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbors feared him. They

believed he practiced black magic because of the many strange

occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the

fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack

when he was 74. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the

burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party as if

there were no tomorrow. Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked,

"Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig

his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest

of your life?" The wife put down her drink and said, Let him dig. I had

him buried upside down......."

[Belle]

LMAO!

It's a good thing I invested in a good screen cleaner.

[Shellon]

LMAO!!! :D-->