Belle Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 "For Sale" 200 gallons bottled water (all unopened) 6 months supply of canned and dehydrated food: Including 10 cases of SPAM (never opened) One large security bunker: Never used Two whole house electric generators. Also never used 500 gallons of gasoline Several flashlights and candles Too many to count but would last a family of four about six months with continuous use And would the person that purchased my 1974 Gremlin, please sell it back to me. It appears that it and all other cars ARE compliant for 2000. Besides I need the car to go put my life savings back in the bank. I would appreciate if you did not inquire as to why I stockpiled all of this stuff. It is rather embarrassing now in retrospect... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nottawayfer Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 ROFLMAO!!!! Now THAT is too darn funny! "One time, when I was in a cult lead by a lunatic...." This could be the same kind of line like......"One time, at band camp...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle Posted December 1, 2005 Author Share Posted December 1, 2005 "One time, when I was in a cult lead by a lunatic...." ROFLMAO!!! I can just hear it too! We've got some American Pie fans here in the office, maybe I'll practice and see if they notice. ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moony3424 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Then again, this could discribe a Floridian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nottawayfer
ROFLMAO!!!!
Now THAT is too darn funny!
"One time, when I was in a cult lead by a lunatic...."
This could be the same kind of line like......"One time, at band camp...."
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Belle
ROFLMAO!!! I can just hear it too!
We've got some American Pie fans here in the office, maybe I'll practice and see if they notice. ;-)
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moony3424
Then again, this could discribe a Floridian.
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