Top Doll

[mstar1]

Believe it or not, you can now buy your own GI George

Bush doll at local KB stores. The action figure bears

a striking resemblance to George Bush, although they

were unable to make it resemble an actual president.

The doll is constructed of 100% molded plastic, and

like the president, can be contorted into any position

by its handlers.

According to this morning's Berkshire Eagle, "The

action figure commemorates Bush's May 1 landing in an

S-3B Viking jet on the deck of the USS Abraham

Lincoln. There, he told some 5,000 assembled sailors

and a national television audience that military

victory had been achieved in Iraq." "There's no

political statement" attached to the Bush doll", K-B

spokesman John P. Reilly said. Apparently Mr. Reilly

doesn't get around very much.

Extras that should be available soon for the doll

include the swimming suit he wore at the beach during

the year that he skipped National Guard duty; Osama

Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein "we're still here" pals;

a realistic conversion kit and Dick Cheney action

figure that allows the Bush doll to be manipulated

like a puppet; a miniaturized collection of hundreds

of half-size look-alike Congress dolls, and an

insertable CD that allows the pretend President figure

to actually appear to be speaking the English

language.

For the right price, you can also buy the White House

that comes with the doll.

Get your very own president now before supplies are

gone-

[Raf]

That's funny. The only Bill Clinton dolls are at adult video stores.

[GarthP2000]

hehehehe Good one Mstar1.

I wonder if they'll ever come out with an Ann Coulter doll. You know, the one where it looks like a Barbie doll ... on crack!

The one where you pull the string and it says (shrieks?) "Joe McCarthy is my kinda guy!"

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Prophet Emeritus of THE,

and Wandering CyberUU Hippie,

Garth P.

www.gapstudioweb.com

[Pirate1974]

Collect the whole set.

[Raf]

A talking Bill Clinton doll.

Naturally.

Even the fake ones won't shut up.

[mstar1]

Do you get a Malibu Stacy Doll with Willie?

Complete with presidential kneepads would be appropriate

[Zixar]

Recall Notice:

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The "Clinton Presidential Hummer" accessory (sold separately, batteries not included) is NOT a large military Jeep. The manufacturer deeply regrets any confusion this may have caused to the more sensitive of our customers.

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