Here’s your Sign

[year2027]

God first

Here’s your Sign

Beloved friends

God loves you my dear friends

I like to open a Tread to “Here’s your Sign” and tell stories of things you done that you could of won a sign for while you was in the Way

Here One I did while in Ohio cleaning windows

I was getting ready to clean the outside windows on a apartment house but my ladder was to tall and it would not get any smaller for one double window because of the ground on one side of the apartment house

so I put it on a bad angle

I go up the ladder and the ladder would just slide down the wall

while up there a I heard a little boy try to tell his mom super man was climbing the outside wall then the boy said he fall, then the boy said he coming up again

the mom never said a word but after falling down about ten times I got the window done and move on to the next window which the ladder work for thank God

If recorded I am sure I would of got a sign for this

but what did you do that would of got you a sign for

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy

[QuietThinker]

Hi Roy,

Once, at the end of a wap foundational class I was helping to crew, they couldn't get the setup of the ending "photograph" just right...

The plant that the coordinator INSISTED had to be in the photo was too tall, and they couldn't sort out how to get it in the picture. So, because my height happened to be "just perfect" (and I swear, the guy coordinating the class said to me: God knew you'd be here just for this!)...I had the privelege of standing below the concrete porch (it was one of those 8 steps up to the house jobs), with the plant balanced on my head, so the foiliage hit at just the right spot...the class coordinator's shoulder.

Yes, in a dress, in heels, make-up done, lookin' my best for God...with a plant, ON. MY. HEAD.

erm...can I have my sign for that?

hehehe,

QT

P.S. I thought I was there to help out with the special time of watching new people receive the Word of God for the first time...but, apparently, I was really there as a plant stand--I've considered this morning how appropriate a metaphor that is!

[Belle]

ROFLMAO!!!

QT, THAT is a priceless TWI story if I've ever heard one!

[year2027]

God first

Beloved QuietThinker and Belle

God loves you two my dear friends

yes "QT, THAT is a priceless TWI story if I've ever heard one!"

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy

[Abigail]

roflol - Roy and QT, too funny!

Here is one. My first son, Aaron, would sometimes projectile vomit after drinking his bottle - this was when he was a new born. I was a first time mom, so I was just learning too. The first time it happened, I had fed him and sat him up to burp him, with a little burpy blanket in my hand, under his chin. When he started to projectile vomit, my instinct was to somehow catch it all before it ended up all over the place, so I put the blanket lightly over his mouth. The result was that the vomit shot straight up over his head and all over my face!

UGH! I only made that mistake once, I can tell you that!

[QuietThinker]

Oh, Abi...how I LOL'd, there...I, too, wear that, ummm, particular badge of honour. I nursed the boy, but, end result? totally the same...*still giggling*

QT

[year2027]

God first

Beloved Abigail

God loves you my dear friend

yes onced would be enough

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy

[waysider]

Roy---------- Thank you for helping me to finally understand why "what's your sign?" never seemed to work as a pick-up line. Holy hugs back at ya'.

[year2027]

God first

Beloved waysider

God loves you my dear friend

your welcome

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy

[dmiller]

I love the Bill Engvall routine from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

Stupid People - Here's Your Sign

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid"

That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You

wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse

me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign." ...

It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was

full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our

driveway. My friend comes over and says, "Hey, you

moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or

twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's

your sign."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy

of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up

this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the

dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope -

Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into

one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The

attendant walks out, looks at my truck,

looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I

couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around

and those other three just swelled right up on me.

Here's your sign."

I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of

adventure. Wouldn't ya know I misjudged the height of

a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it

out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and

eventually a local cop shows up to take the report.

He went through his basic questioning. No problem. I

thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign...

until he says "So..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't

help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig,

then back to him and said, "No I'm delivering a bridge

...Here's your sign!".

I bought a Christmas wreath to hang on our front door.

The lady in front of me in the checkout line turned and

said --"Oh. Are you going to hang that on your front door?"

I said "Nope. Gonna use it for a toilet seat cover. Got the idea

from Martha Stewart". --- Here's your sign!

[year2027]

God first

Beloved dmiller

God loves you my dear friend

I love that too

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy