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Ham

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  1. I've been outside for a week, and my wife is sleeping with the Bees..

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    2. Ham

      Ham

      here comes another one, just like the other one..

    3. Ham

      Ham

      well.. just stand there, and I'll send deputy dan to reach you..

    4. Ham

      Ham

      You have violated robots rule of order, and will be asked to leave the future, imediately..

  2. Where is that confounded bridge..

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    2. Bramble

      Bramble

      hang on. I'm building a bridge.

    3. sirguessalot

      sirguessalot

      and it may be, in one sense, that we have been on a bridge all along.

    4. Human without the bean

      Human without the bean

      If we build it, they will come.

  3. If I say to you, tomorrow..

    1. waysider

      waysider

      ....what is and what should never be.

    2. Human without the bean

      Human without the bean

      take my hand child and come with me

    3. Human without the bean

      Human without the bean

      sail away leave the day way up high in the sky

  4. Stop calling me Fred. My name is Adolf

    1. Thomas Loy Bumgarner

      Thomas Loy Bumgarner

      a squirel named Adolf? do you have a black moustache?

    2. Ham
    3. Briansteuber

      Briansteuber

      David degrandchamp stayed at my parents house wen he was wow in moorehead Minnesota in the mid 1980"s he played guitar real good

  5. Back from the shadows, again..

    1. Thomas Loy Bumgarner

      Thomas Loy Bumgarner

      is that Dark Shadows? lol

    2. Ham

      Ham

      It's THE shadows. Must you ask? :biglaugh:

  6. Tell the Moon dog, tell the March Hare..

    1. Ham

      Ham

      he is here.. to look around..

    2. Ham

      Ham

      we.. have.. heaven..

  7. I'm painting the room, in a colorful way

    1. waysider

      waysider

      I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in.

    2. Human without the bean

      Human without the bean

      And stops my mind from wandering

      Where it will go,

  8. Hands, across the water..

    1. Human without the bean

      Human without the bean

      water, heads across the sky, hands across the water, water, heads across the skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.....Admiral Halsey come to fight me

    2. Human without the bean

      Human without the bean

      i guess it's notified me, not come to fight

  9. Your clam cakes are getting damp..

    1. Briansteuber

      Briansteuber

      Hey man I knew and my dad still knows butch and his sons one of his sons was in the movie bad news bears he's the blonde kid email at steuber_choi@yahoo.com

  10. Every day, is a winding road..

  11. Upon us all, a little rain must fall..

    1. Ham

      Ham

      Hey lady..

  12. Give them a light, and they will follow it anywhere..

    1. waysider

      waysider

      Fudd's First Law of Physics....If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall over.

  13. Sitting in an English Garden, waiting for the Sun..

    1. waysider

      waysider

      What if the sun don't come?

  14. *You have have violated Robots rules of order, and will be asked to leave the future, immedieately..*

  15. we have lost the time, that is so hard to find..

  16. All I want to do, is have a little bit of fun before I die..

  17. The Germs they are ridicuous, they bother you at night...

  18. The Germs they are ridicuous, they bother you at night...

  19. It's like the pooper said..

  20. Shoes for industry..

  21. Dagnabbit.. heh

  22. I'm high on the real thing. Powerful gasoline, and a shoe shine. Over.

  23. No false drugs. Heh..

  24. Don't eat with your hands son, use your entenching too..

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