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That's funny J.T. The thing I began to wonder is: with so many "life changing" or "earth moving" teachings, how is it that most innies live such drab, bore me to death, lives? In our area, one of the former "leaders" claim to fame was that he ate three times a day, and would not mix breads and vegetables. No kidding! That was one examples that he gave to show us how he lived the "Word of God."

But coal is too expensive. Forget the coal,just a couple of lumps would suffice.

and, please give them a couple lumps of coal for me.

Mr. Hairy, don't forget a couple of bottles of dish soap to add to the dye..

Wouldn't suprise me. One last suggestion: go to Krogers, buy one of those precooked chickens or a cornish hen. Open it in the hotel room, enjoy your portable "thanksgiving meal."

Yep. More bone-chilling than a nun armed with a yard stick..

The only problem with crashing the party is that we might meet a beretta bearing second rate security guard. May be no problem though.. probably shoot himself in the foot..

The parallels are striking. In real life, they are fighting over control of a different kind of "empire". Yippee! 200 posts, I feel like I have "arrived" heh heh.

My apologies to Mr. Hagman. He certainly cannot look THAT old.

I think I figured out why Dallas again, and again, and again. It's just like the old series Dallas! Only this time they have Ms. Rifenbark as J.R. Come to think of it, she kind of looks like an old wrinkled Larry Hagman..

Skyrider, just curious. What happened to B*** Gr***e? Subjected to one of TWI's "retirement parties"?

Like Saul and the Witch of Endor, they probably keep one curse and spittle thrower in case they ever need one..

But I could be wrong. I am sure that the BOT has their "to bring" list too. Must always include one or Martinpukes trained spittle and curse throwers.

Yep. I can almost hear it.. "you recalcitrant b*@#^&!, how dare you infect the true household with your..." etc. etc. Sorry, I forgot Martinpuke was gone.

The chief speaker would be livid. "Why are you not standing with everyone else?" "Hey, I think I recognize you. Didn't we meet a couple nights ago?"

Alternatively, you could bring use one of those kinky blow up persons. They would never notice..

Bring a cardboard cutout with your picture attached to the face, place it in your assigned seat. With the current level of in-depth spiritual perception and awareness, they would not notice it until you failed to stand with the rest of the crowd when Mr/Ms wonderful approached the podium.

Could it be because they don't want poor ole Rico to sprain his brain to come up with a new "media release"? He has the current one down pretty well pat. "everyone in the whole world knows..." you know.

A white cane AND a hearing aid. You could pretend that you were both blind and deaf. Doubtless one of the biggies would confront you, screaming, "what do we have to do to get through to you?"

I was angry for a while.. now I have fun. I laugh at them.. "without a sense of humor, you're better off dead".. Roger Rabbit

They should have a smiley face icon for the lawyers email link.

"contact our attourneys" ha ha ha ha ha.. probably the only REAL email address on the site!

Steve, I like the eyeball idea. I wonder what they would do if everyone in the room put a pair on just as the chief speaker walked up to the podium. One thing though.. I would omit the delysid from the list- bad idea. Besides being slightly illegal, Forty year old acid may not be up to the task that it once was. Besides, if it was, who would want to subject the audience to the same kind of rantings that some of us grew accustomed to?

It may be more appropriate to have lots of barbed wire around the "contact us" when the mouse cursor touches it..

After reading a couple posts on the "is there a WHAP this year" thread, I thought that maybe we could offer suggestions about items to bring to make the event more comfortable for the participants. As they will probably not be offering free beer, I offer J.T.'s suggestion in another thread that one may want to bring a one or two drink limit of beer that has to be delivered on wheels. Other suggestions: Aspirin (lots of it) Ear plugs. Must be flesh colored. Attendee must keep knodding his/her head so as not to be discovered. A couple packs of sandwich meat or spam. Sure beats the mystery meat served the last couple of days.. Two or three 100 microgram doses of genuine Sandoz Delysid for the chief presenter. Sure would help him discern the spirits. He or she may be quite convincing.. or at least entertaining. Any other suggestions?