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Ham

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  1. I think these guys may be a little ahead of us here.. http://www.fadetoblack.com/cultkit
  2. "Truth is no guarantee for sincerity." They certainly proved that one!
  3. I wonder if the next lawsuit will demand that the offshoots give them back.
  4. OK Trefor! I think I have met the master, but here is one more weak Yankee attempt at greatness: There was once an old maid called Rosie, who otherwise sat rather cozy. As much as they tried to repair her old hide, you'd think she was beat with a hozie.
  5. "Harvey, we might be able to get this thing started if you just pushed a little harder.."
  6. I think you guys are giving the current BOD some ideas. In the distance I can hear them attempting to restart their now dead Present Day Truth Ministry.. (rrrrrrr, rrrrrrr, rrrrrrr, cough, cough, sputter sputter)
  7. Quite true- five is supposed to be the number for grace. After what they have done, it certainly is grace that they still exist..
  8. Hey, if we keep this up, maybe Paw can publish "Greasespot Cafe Album of Verse".
  9. Please, do not accuse me of besmirching the Irish. No comparison to the Irish was intended.
  10. Here's a limerick if they decide to turn it into an Irish wake.. An Oakie was once in New Knoxville, who claimed that all others were awful. He wished he could stay at the beautiful place, but he just had to make it a brothel.
  11. Folding chairs? I don't think they use folding chairs anymore. They marked and avoided them, apparently they were leaving too many creases and wrinkles in the laundry..
  12. Perhaps Rosie should dump Donna.. Rosie could claim that she is finally towing the line, and adhering to the no pet policy.
  13. And by the time Rosie is gone, the younger part of the group that is left will be just as old, evil and inept..
  14. Thanks for your kind words Pat! I am sure that boiling in oil is too good for me in their eyes. I have been wondering, so much of this discussion (and previous discussion) has not been a target of an accusation of libel. The only logical conclusion is that the majority of the insinuations here are actually based on fact. Presented with the same facts, anybody would come up with the same conclusion, and truth, no matter how damaging, insulting, or distasteful, is still truth. The last thing they would want would be to have the facts debated in a legal arena. Can you imagine how they would explain to the remaining followers that they lost in yet one more ill-conceived legal quagmire?
  15. Anyway, I think my answer to the forum question is: I took PFAL enough times that I learned to bring my own coffee cup.
  16. Just one more example of living in the land of the prevailing verd.. used styrofoam cups.
  17. I don't know about you all, but drinking coffee out of used styrofoam cups was about the grossest thing I had to endure. We must have been pretty desperate for the caffeine. I remember some of the cups had bite marks. Some had lipstick..
  18. Thanks for the compliment.. I think they put a little bit of something different in my coffee this morning. I am starting to calm down a little now..
  19. "Donna, come to bed." A while later.. "Donna, Woggie is waiting!" A little while later.. "Donna! I would hate to have to mark and avoid you!!!"
  20. Glad to make somebody happy! But in all modesty, I am only stating the obvious..
  21. Of course, I could be wrong. Perhaps she considers it a small price to pay to retain a (tainted) position of semi-woghood. She can even write an occasional anomynous article for the vay rag!
  22. I guess my point is, if some of the allegations are true, what is in it for Donna? It cannot be physical attraction by any stretch of the imagination. I can imagine the pillow talk: "you want me to do what? But you're so *** ugly." Rosie: "Donna, renew your mind."
  23. The sad thing about this is, that is probably a picture of her after being worked over by a dozen or so make up artists, and with her "sunday best" on besides.
  24. With all this talk about the pair, I looked at the picture of the new prez on the main site. Looks like something sombody might see on a bad acid trip..
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