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Bring a cardboard cutout with your picture attached to the face, place it in your assigned seat. With the current level of in-depth spiritual perception and awareness, they would not notice it until you failed to stand with the rest of the crowd when Mr/Ms wonderful approached the podium.

Could it be because they don't want poor ole Rico to sprain his brain to come up with a new "media release"? He has the current one down pretty well pat. "everyone in the whole world knows..." you know.

A white cane AND a hearing aid. You could pretend that you were both blind and deaf. Doubtless one of the biggies would confront you, screaming, "what do we have to do to get through to you?"

I was angry for a while.. now I have fun. I laugh at them.. "without a sense of humor, you're better off dead".. Roger Rabbit

They should have a smiley face icon for the lawyers email link.

"contact our attourneys" ha ha ha ha ha.. probably the only REAL email address on the site!

Steve, I like the eyeball idea. I wonder what they would do if everyone in the room put a pair on just as the chief speaker walked up to the podium. One thing though.. I would omit the delysid from the list- bad idea. Besides being slightly illegal, Forty year old acid may not be up to the task that it once was. Besides, if it was, who would want to subject the audience to the same kind of rantings that some of us grew accustomed to?

It may be more appropriate to have lots of barbed wire around the "contact us" when the mouse cursor touches it..

After reading a couple posts on the "is there a WHAP this year" thread, I thought that maybe we could offer suggestions about items to bring to make the event more comfortable for the participants. As they will probably not be offering free beer, I offer J.T.'s suggestion in another thread that one may want to bring a one or two drink limit of beer that has to be delivered on wheels. Other suggestions: Aspirin (lots of it) Ear plugs. Must be flesh colored. Attendee must keep knodding his/her head so as not to be discovered. A couple packs of sandwich meat or spam. Sure beats the mystery meat served the last couple of days.. Two or three 100 microgram doses of genuine Sandoz Delysid for the chief presenter. Sure would help him discern the spirits. He or she may be quite convincing.. or at least entertaining. Any other suggestions?

"Bring one on wheels" ha ha ha ha..

Heh heh heh.

Considering the current state of affairs, I do not think they would be "spiritual enough" to catch me if I went beyond the 12 beer limit..

True Belle, but I can still dream, can't I?

Enough beer, and I might be able to listen to about anything. At least the weekend would be a little more tolerable.

If they offered free beer, that may help..

But the thing that should really trouble the organization is, if they offered it FREE including airfare, attendance would very likely not improve much.

Probably why they finally say beastiality is bad too. Sex with animals = no new followers. Started hitting them in the money coffers!

Belle, I would not hold my breath waiting for them to outlaw sex though. About the only way they are going to get new followers is to get them born to begin with.

They are probably too busy trying to get truth off of Martinpukes heel to have time to invite any of us..

I think they tried to outlaw Christmas after receiving so many lumps of coal in the mail.

Arithmetic at Der Vey: One second rate security guard + one berreta = shot in two balls.

I offer a suggestion.. maybe they could prop up Rosie in front of the cameras. Have about twenty beauticians work her over and she would be about ready..

Looks like it is about time for good ole Rico to do his trick again, "everybody knows from Lima beans to peas that we..." you know the rest of the story..

I wonder what the next phenomenal revelation will be.. "We have Biblical evidence.... that the sun will rise and set once a day."

Satori, it would be interesting if he did shoot himself in the balls! Can you imagine.. good ole Rico would have to stand up (yet once again) in front of the masses of reporters to try to discredit the news stories. "Everyone in the world is well aware that we inform our followers of everything from peas to soups to nuts (sorry) about the goings on of the organization." Slowly, the stories would subside: "second rate security guard shoots himself in a fit of insanity." "Man on corn field duty shoots himself in the privates." The BOT would be forced to relieve him of his duties, and would hold him as a prime example why the followers should avoid the internet, especially ex-way sites.