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  1. The high and mighty duc-out ductape? Typical CES/STFI treatment extended to me as recent as, oh 2 years ago.
  2. Sure you got it. So then the advice would be work while you steal mailing lists and start your very own " this time it really is of God ministry"?
  3. So JoeODaydude: Would this sticking in there and fighting be along the same lines as JAL taking off his green nametag at that last ROA he attended while he was having green nametag mailing lists copied and he almost ran me over in front of the big top fishing for green nametags? Would this stick in there and fight be like when his couple in my home limb distracted the LC while their partner copied the limbs TC mailing list? Perhaps I should have been more thankful for finally being important enough to make some mailing list. So all the faithful follow JAL’s own example and rip off all the info you can from STFI while getting out and forming your very own “but this time it really is of God ministry”. It worked for JAL and the board; not one has had to work a real job yet in their lives!
  4. Not sure if that is where it all started Trustandobey, but those that have eyes to see and aren’t deceived by rock star status leaders acting humble can see where all their teachings and study has brought them. Simply put; full circle. Interesting be not entangled again is quoted, that to not be entangled in a yoke of bondage again. Yet the heavy yoke we shared in TWI appears heavier in CES/STFI. That brings to mind being not unequally yoked, sure it talks about that being with unbelievers. Yet the analogy is about 2 animals pulling together and because one is working harder than the other they end up traveling in a circle when a straight line is thee desired result. Anyone question how long Jesus would allow this mismatch to keep working against its self? But it is easy to see while all the time preaching Christ the Head, we will not over-lord you they set themselves up as even bigger rock stars than before. Oh and how I love the testimonies of what great hearts this true leaders have, while the bible says no man knows the heart of another. What great heart allows his wife to run ravenous on the flock and consume whom she wants claiming a super special connection to the Almighty? Then to what man rules his house so well he allows a beast in sheep’s clothing to devour his bride? Really fit to lead God’s elect, you may be next to get feed to the beast while he stands by and allows it. You see, we really don’t have all the story, or perhaps better yet we need to put on the blinders as these faithful few have. The path they have all gone down has lead them full circle back to the worship of men.
  5. Ha! Their tried and true answer to everything: read this book or listen to this tape! Such warm and fuzzie care for their fellow humans.
  6. Don't know about the rest of you, but I sure see Jesus all through this personal prophecy stuff. Wait, personal prophecy, personal relationship, getting to personal with private lives; I think I am seeing a pattern here! Exactly what is the desired balance? Dreams and personal prophecy will only be allowed to rip half the people apart? Or only half the decisions will be made by the dreamers? But this does remind me of get rid of Martindale and all is good, just get rid of one wacked woman, don't question the very depths of evil working through the demonic doctrine, its just "her"
  7. Somebody please help me out here, I'm having trouble understanding something. Was JAL's second wife evil and demonic by CES/STFI ordained leaders standards and they let one of their dear own marry such a Jezabel? It's either that or the "honeymoon" with JAL opened the poor woman's trap door wide open! Then there is a third possibility, this woman ain't the one with no room left at the inn, if you know what I mean. No matter which case is the truth it all leaves one logical solution, RUN!!!!!!
  8. Our prayers worked so well to bring TWI's BOT back to where they never really were. Sure it will work this time! But hey, this time "they" have Jesus, just ignore the rotten fruit spoken by the pool of the prophetless!
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    Wish gone bad

    Man walks into a restaurant with a full grown ostrich right behind him. Waitress asks what he wants and he orders “hamburger, fries and a coke”. The ostrich says “I’ll have the same”. When they are done eating the waitress gives them the bill for $9.40, the man sticks his hand into his pocket and pulls out the exact change. Next day the man and the ostrich walk in, order the same and when the bill comes then man pulls out the exact change again. Friday the “couple” walks in and the waitress asks “the usual”. The man replies, “No it’s the weekend and I will have a T-bone steak medium rare, baked potato with sour cream and a beer”. The waitress looks at the ostrich and it says it will have the same. After the meal the waitress brings the bill and says that will be $32.50 and the man pulls out the exact change. The waitress says this is amazing! Most people never carry any change, yet you always pull out the exact change! To this the man replied: “years ago I was cleaning out the attic and found an old lamp, when I rubbed it a genie appeared and granted me 2 wishes. So I wished that whenever I purchase anything I would stick my hand in my pocket and pull out the exact change. This works for a news paper or a Rolls Royce.” The waitress says, “How ingenious, most people would ask for a million dollars or some limited amount. Now what about that ostrich”? Man sighs and says, “My second wish was for a long legged chick with a big rear and one that would always agree with me”.
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    Southern Heritage

    Life begins a few thousand feet above sea-level, only a chosen few get to wake up so close to God!
  11. Very interesting research. Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary
  12. Well known oxymorons Military intelligence Dry beer Union ethics
  13. You’re all wrong Their lawyers! I bet they get more ABS than any of them! :unsure:
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    Caption Contest

    I am not mad you wanna see mad???
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    The Cone of Ernesto

    I heard hurricanes always have journalists leaning into them. :blink:
  16. Early reports said he was out, now I see on the net he goes back to California for child porn charges. General Population in a major pen is to good for this freak.
  17. If I lived in Boulder CO I would be one upset resident. They flew this fool there to release him! Nothing like a good liberal to not only get him free from foreign jails, they got him away from California jails to. He walked!
  18. It all boils down to what kind of person we are talking about. I have a sister that uses hers for a crutch and a reason to mess with peoples lives, that is when she gets caught. She is not a very nice person. If I wasn’t related I wouldn’t have any thing to do with her.
  19. There is just something about getting dressed up to sit in a crowd that doesn’t appeal to me.
  20. Hope its OK, I plagiarized one for my signature. Late thanks
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