Bumpy

Picture yourself on a terrace overlooking a beautiful African beach, it’s another PERFECT day like all the ones before. The ocean is deep blue, your workers are well tanned, all busy about their daily activities. All seems tranquil when you hear a strange noise behind you in the house... You walk in but suddenly the room has changed! This is not your house, you don’t recognize anyone in the room, but there are so many white haired or dyed middle-aged people sitting and walking about. The decor is dated, looks like something out of the ‘70’s or maybe 80’s and the people all have name tags for some reason. Suddenly next to you appears this beautiful young girl in a white nurses dress. But this is a real beautiful dress, cut just right and filled perfectly especially where the buttons should be...But before you can take my eyes from her, she smiles and says ‘welcome Bumpy’, welcome to the TWI-lite zone...Oh my God! She begins to explain to me that this is a kind of re-hab centre for all sorts of visitors but many of them are volatile so be careful. Most of them come from a particular time and place that was not such a comfortable memory and they are trying to forget, meet new people and in the process do a LOT of talking! But the name tags are all faded. I ask her, why is that? They are former identification markings sort of Orwellian, she says. It was a part of their youth and they can’t seem to take them off. Also they are very proud of them. Each one knows the time and place the other one came from, but don’t ask them to reveal anything. They are very suspecting, especially the one with the roller skates over there. Strange I say, why are they here and what are they looking for, are they on drugs? I can’t keep my eyes off her for too long, she’s beginning to remind me of someone? She bends over to pick up a discarded yellow piece of paper. Looks like an old posting, when you put your thoughts down on paper. She says, she isn’t quite sure, but many of them come and go through different rooms. It’s sort of like a maze and many of them scurry about all the time, leaving little bits of paper like the one I just picked up. But again I have to ask, what are they doing here? Is it a retirement home, do they play bridge, backgammon? Suddenly there is a bang. She says she has to go, one of her patients needs her medication, she lost her kids and doesn’t know where to find them. I turn around to see a smiling gentleman looking at me. He says, hello, you’re Bumpy aren’t you? How ‘bout having a drink at the bar, I have some funny stories to tell.

Something tells me, there's a buffoon pushing a deelete buton close by? :blink:

You're dreaming, on drugs or both?? This is a TWI hate site, ask Graucho, WW, or the girl in the dress. You don't come here lookin' for Euro Football scores!

You're sounding like a sattelite repairman trying to fix boken cables you never should have installed in the first place! Nobody here trusts you because you sleep with your Dr. Vic Teddy Bear! The best you can do is hook up with one of those Russian Babes and hope she can play tennis. PS Send me some flowers, I'm not feeling so good. I'll send you some hot pix of...you know who!

I've been propped up in my hospital bed watching Deutschland vs. der Turkei, 1-0 for the Turks. Imagine if 5 million Turks can beat the Krauts...but wait, it is now 1-1. What happens an die Strassen if the Turks Win? Anyway, I have a new nurse here, and she looks like she walks and says she has been thinking about the Bible? I said, for a room up-grade I can turn her on to a website with lots of...free 'advice'! She reminds me of some of Paws advertising "click" Chicks!!

This enCRYPTed message has been secretly passed to a former Cult member who was forgotten down here for many years. It is to be made public by a sick hospitalized "Bumpy", who has always tried to fight the good fight, against the wickedness of the Evil Doc Vic and his minions crawling the hallways of twi. (I was wrong in my previous judgement of him!) I, Grumpy have have been rudely placed here down in the dark Cold Cult Crypt (CCC) with not much to eat. There was no time as THEY came for me suddenly in the night. I wanted to let you know here amongst the rats and smell of death how my life really was back at home with my family. We are all dwarfs, made that way to save space, but some of our body parts are larger than others. Also we are willing slaves to our Mistress, Snow White and it has nothing to do with what we drink. Actually, we are more like love slaves in our service to her. Whatever she wants day or night, we are simply there to fulfill her EVERY wish. And that is not always easy as she sometimes has certain "mood" swings, if you know what I mean? Which could make almost anyone "grumpy"! That said, we are almost always, one big happy family of personality disorders. But "Snowy" as we sometimes call her is worth all the disorder, especially when evening comes around and she starts handing out the glasses. First comes a little "mood" music, then a little bit of the homemade liquid stuff, sometimes sweet, but more often to the point. Snowy then, around mid-night, really changes characters! Her best outfits are definitely black and red because it accentuates her perfectly white skin! Oh man, when that DEEP RED lipstick comes on with those black fishnet stockings and stiletto heels... Well, you would definitely get the big idea if you ever saw us all on video! I guess I could go on, but enough for now. I'm running out of paper to write on. I think I'm catching a cold, and the most recent occupants left nothing but a few bread crumbs, and some used plastic pregnancy stretchy things lying around...bllaaachh, the wrapper comes with a coupon for free fish hooks! (I wonder if that smart little girl in the cute dress has ever seen one of these?)

Maybe true, but instead of calling or coming over to my hospital bed to change my bedpans, you sent a nasty little picture of a WITCH That was mean, especially as Ms. Snowy looks Nothing like that which you know Very Well!! That's what happens when you've really been in a Cult Too Long (CTL)! This is what she looks like according to an enCrypted message I just received!

Johnny, have you seen Grumpy? There's a search party looking for him out in the forest if anyone wants to help??

Has anyone seen Grumpy? I am in need of some medical assistance in my terminal condition! I am worried that he may have been suddenly "slain in the spirit" and may be sleeping all alone in the GS Crypt? I know Snowy and his family might be getting worried about him??

Would you like to step outside...and put it on??

Yes, it Appears to be True...The powers that BE want to say a Dieu. The Lord of the Rings, The Lord of the Flies are saying Goodbye...oh My, so Sad, but I maybe I have been a baaaad little Tiger... I shall miss You in Death... until We Meet Again...au revoir! But Just Remember...as George Carlin said...Stuff Happens!!

I find it creepy, and I may not even count in the vote? But tell me Mr. Squirrel...did you really "push" that DOUGHNUT BUTTON?? I mean "donate" bouton??

Call the Fire Dept! What's going on here?? I just did some google searches on text translations and... I am waiting to see if Mr. Grumpy is really just another fracas over the counter. Anyway, the Spanish word "golpe" is better used for a game of golf. This Mr. Grumpy looks to be an imposter, a poser or even a troll needing medication! I just called Disney Studios and Snow White hasn't seen him in days. He might by all accounts soon be heading on a fishing trip, to of all places...Alaska!! Maybe that little dwarf is a TWI Cult Plant OMG

INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS! ...and finally for Cult Post 1,000 on the re-tem-ory hit list, should the subject be "gay bashing"? "VP trashing?" Or "how I wasted my time/life in a cult thrashing"??? Rock & Roll...ac/dc Shook me all night long! Have a good night from France! Bump & Bush

No reason to get jumpy... Average Euro rate is 1.50 per LITRE (LITER) for Diesel / Super Duper. Filling the little 4X4 Land Cruiser translates to about $200 bucks!! Anyone want to go for a ride?? :)

Nice Post Mr. Hap. Maybe the American Indians thought the same thing BEFORE they were "extinguished" to make room for religious cults! As long as people stay in their little comfort zone of Utopia and keep consuming... Corporate TV & Fast Food will continue to prosper! God Bless America!

Eyes, I think the "sharper than any 2 edged sword" bible is about to go out the "back door"! If you can re-work the bible to promote homosexual behaviour as being OK with God's plan for man.... I think you've got a best seller on your hands! Hopefully your agent isn't a boring, straight, conservative Christian!

http://www.nobodyasked.com/wp-content/uplo...ug-72-thumb.jpg Maybe you can go with these "guys" on a book signing tour??

I think the American Empire should Invade Iran next and convert the "heathen" to American consumers of multi-national products and eventual (christian) baseball fans! And if the damn "Ingrates" don't appreciate the cost of Invasion, they should be all relocated to America and forced to integrate!! Hey and if you have a problem wit dat, ask Rev. Jesse or the Right Rev. Al. Sharpton! Dey give you an eeerful of African slave isues on intigration school rap issues!

It's AFTER 12 over here...OH Yes, Pahleeeze put her out there before the clock strikes one! :rolleyes:

I must have miss understood...I thought if you write a book or thesis, or support a position, biblical or Biblical or otherwise, be it homoSEXual or NOT... The least you would want to do is, support your position by saying...HEY, I AM GAY, LOVE GOD AND HIS WORD, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT...etc, ETC. That's OK with me! And if they can unload a few scriptures a long the way, well heck, so did VP!! :)

IS THAT DOOJ HOLDING A TEXAS HOMEMADE PIE!? I WISH SHE HAD TAKEN HER CLOTHES OFF BEFORE THE SHOT!!

ABI! I really would like to meet you in that RED Little OutFit...Why don't we move over to another corner Away from those who feel a touch "offended" possibly by discussing other attitudes of SEXUAL Orientation!! I JUST LOVE...HOT! RED LOW CUT LARGE PROTRUDING FEMALE EQUATIONS!!

NOT QUITE the right way to work on a forum unless you own it! If SEX Orientation bothers you so much, You might Change your Avatar Name... as Some might misconstrue the spell check and think differently?