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  1. ...snip So, in my maturity, I said 'and how are you' to which she of course replied she was fine and dandy thank you. I said "are you sure?" and she was taken aback, replying "well, you don't have to be bi+chy".

    I had to say it "yes, in fact I do have to be bi+chy, I'm past sick and tired of your condescention and pompious smirky shi+ to me....snip

    Remember before we turned 50 when we thought it necessary to use tact when saying yuck foo to those who so badly beg for it???

  2. My family came from naples, and also near the pontine Islands the latina area. Even been to Italy?

    No, I haven't been. But I sure would like to. If she stays there long enough I just might make it. But they come back here at least annually so I don't know that I'll make it a priority. All the pictures I've seen have been beautiful! So much history there.

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  3. WhitneyandLuciano01182010.jpg,%20Will.jpg[/img]

    I remembered President Lincoln's birthday yesterday. Didn't know it was Darwin's.

    Today's birthday in my world is my niece and nephew, fraternal twins. who turn 22 today. They're both hugely successful bicycle racers.

    My niece lives in Italy with her husband and 19-month-old baby boy, Luciano. She went to college on a volleyball scholarship and is now a professional volleyball player.

    My nephew works with my brother - he's the spitten image of his dad!

    They're both happy and stable young adults.

    Happy Birthday, Willy and Whitney!!!

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  4. I remembered President Lincoln's birthday yesterday. Didn't know it was Darwin's.

    Today's birthday in my world is my niece and nephew, fraternal twins who turn 22 today. They're both hugely successful bicycle racers.

    My niece lives in Italy with her husband and 19-month-old baby boy, Luciano. She went to college on a volleyball scholarship and is now a professional volleyball player.

    My nephew works with my brother - he's the spitten image of his dad!

    They're both happy and stable young adults.

    Happy Birthday, Willy and Whitney!!!

    WhitneyandLuciano01182010.jpg

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  5. Welcome to the cafe, Gen! I'm glad to see you're finding your way around here rather nicely!

    I'm so sorry for your huge losses so young in your life. That's a LOT to deal with for anyone.

    You're a good writer - you have my attention - I look forward to reading more.

  6. I'm glad to hear your mom's procedure went uneventfully and all is well for her now.

    We continue to pray for all of y'all regarding Samantha's upcoming surgery. How wonderful that you get to go and help her out afterwards. You're such a mama!!!

    We pray for your dad, too.

    And Happy Birthday!!!!! biglaugh.gif

  7. I'm sorry for your loss, too. We've lost two darlin dogs within the past six months - don't think we'll ever be quite the same. They sure do reach in and grab our hearts just like our own babies do.

    I'd love to see that picture of Alfafa and your boy. What a treasure of a great picture to save for your boy when he's grown.

    God bless your family.

  8. This is wonderful news! Having had the pleasure of getting to know you a bit, Dooj - I'm delighted for you. Rummie - you're a lucky man!

    Dooj - Do you see yourself as a southerner? I wouldn't have described you that way altho you DO live in the south. Guess that makes you a southerner. I love you and am happy for you.

    I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE it when good people connect like that!

    And Dooj - I've got your back should George ever get uppity! biglaugh.gif

  9. 1. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

    2. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

    3. A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.

    4. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

    5. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky

    ground.

    6. The batteries were given out free of charge.

    7. A dentist and a manicurist got married. They fought tooth and nail.

    8. A will is a dead give-away.

    9. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

    10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I will show you A-Flat

    miner.

    11. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

    12. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

    13. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

    14. Police were called to the day center when a three year old was resisting

    a rest.

    15. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's

    all right now.

    16. If you take your laptop for a run, you could jog your memory.

    17. A bicycle can't stand alone. It's two tired.

    18. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

    19. The guy who fell on the upholstery machine was fully recovered.

    20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

    21. When she saw her first strands of gray, she thought she would dye.

  10. When I first read this last night I thought to myself, oooh, brother Jeff - you might think twice about what you're asking for there, hey. I did hear some of what was said about me and mine back after we were falsely accused by twi. I was told by a very reliable source that the family corps coord told the in-res family corps that when he touched my hand "he could JUST FEEL THE EVIL". Now I know he was a robot and he was full of turds, but he said that OUT LOUD and ABOUT ME. Of course in the context of him being the mog for the in-res family corps folk for that day and hour, well, whatever fell outta his food flap was considered gospel.

    Then I spoke to my former mother-in-law who had been to a garage sale in our former town of residence and was told by someone who hadn't yet been m & a'd by twi (but was about to for wearing sweatpants in his own home among other stupid "crimes against twi"), that my son and I were on the run from the FBI cause there were federal charges against us and we'd be hunted down and imprisoned for the rest of our nasty unnatural lives.

    So be ready dear friend - it's bound to be low and ugly and could be pretty painful.

    My experience has been that it wasn't worth the wait to hear. Of course your mileage may vary. smile.gif

  11. We have a winner, mr. waysider!!!

    Every week at church as the little kids file out for children's church we sing Jesus Loves the Little Children - at the end of which I half expect to see Ray Stevens come bounding out one door or another singing this. I shared that lil fantasy with one of our music directors and she said she loved that idea and would work on a skit to that effect - hee hee hee, I hope they get it on video of they do.

    Thanks for posting this song - I can't seem to post youtubes anymore.

    Europe, mr. w!

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