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GeorgeStGeorge

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  1. "I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am" I remember when rock was young... George
  2. What makes you think the Mormons don't have guns? George
  3. "You think I can hit that guy from here?" "Give it a rest, Sal. You couldn't hit the ground even if you fell on it." "The police have returned to the saftey of their doughnut shops." "I want this town locked up so tight, it'll make his balls ache." George
  4. It sounds a bit extreme, but there's nothing wrong with emergency preparedness. Heck, Mormons stock a year's food away. More power to them. If they fill those water drums, though, I hope they add a little sterilant (like bleach or iodine). Otherwise, they may wind up with hundreds of gallons of bacteria-filled water! George
  5. You are allowed to post more quotes. Your hint, however, makes me think of three movies, two of them featuring a Marvel Comics character. But I'm going to go with Godzilla (1998 version) George
  6. A Time to Kill Kevin Spacey Beyond the Sea George
  7. Would you prefere a LARGER one? :o :lol: George
  8. "Just one thing bothers me..." "You try to contrive a perfect alibi, and it's your perfect alibi that's gonna hang ya." "My ears pop in an elevator. As a matter of fact I don't even like being this tall." "Well, it's better than a gallstone. Did ya ever have a gallstone ma'am?" "There are a couple of loose ends I'd like to tie up. Nothing important you understand." "My wife says I'm the second smartest. She claims there are 80 guys tied for first." "Listen, just for a minute how about we stop pretending that I'm brilliant and you're simple!" "I see he's Italian and we Italians have got to stick together." "I worry. I mean, little things bother me. I'm a worrier. I mean, little insignificant details - I lose my appetite. I can't eat. My wife, she says to me, 'You know, you can really be pain.'" George
  9. I hope it's not... "The Usual Suspects" George
  10. Bonnie and Clyde Gene Hackman The French Connection George
  11. Well, I guess that explains why Politics and its sidekick Decaffeinated went away. (I have to admit that Politics had degenerated to "You Poo-Poo head!" "No, YOU'RE the Poo-Poo head!" Even I was annoyed by it.) But, are you staying open with a revamped site, because GSC is actually having a significant effect, or just closing down altogether? George
  12. Glory Matthew Broderick The Freshman George
  13. It does seem familiar, but I can't quite place it. "White Christmas"? George
  14. I voted for VP knowing he lied, but I imagine there were a lot of "honest" mistakes in there, as well. He just wasn't as smart as he wanted us to believe. (Which, of course, meant he lied about it...) George
  15. He's done a large number of movies and TV shows (recently appearing as Jor-El in "Smallville"). Let's continue with Leaving Las Vegas Elizabeth Shue The Saint George
  16. Assuming I've actually seen the movie, yes. I just don't think there are any memories to trigger. A couple of Italian names doesn't help. Sorry. George
  17. Sherilyn Fenn Boxing Helena Julian Sands George
  18. "You try to contrive a perfect alibi, and it's your perfect alibi that's gonna hang ya." "My ears pop in an elevator. As a matter of fact I don't even like being this tall." "Well, it's better than a gallstone. Did ya ever have a gallstone ma'am?" "There are a couple of loose ends I'd like to tie up. Nothing important you understand." "My wife says I'm the second smartest. She claims there are 80 guys tied for first." "Listen, just for a minute how about we stop pretending that I'm brilliant and you're simple!" "I see he's Italian and we Italians have got to stick together." "I worry. I mean, little things bother me. I'm a worrier. I mean, little insignificant details - I lose my appetite. I can't eat. My wife, she says to me, 'You know, you can really be pain.'" George
  19. There was a terrific radio commercial in the HOuston market about 15 years ago. I can't find an audio clip, but people actually called tghe station askig to hear it again! A second one a few months later was almost as funny. You have to understand the eveils of fire ant infestation to appreciate this fully. But here is the transcript of the second one: Fire ants are not loveable. People do not want fire ant plush toys. They aren't cuddly. They don't do little tricks. They just bite you and leave red, stinging welts that make you want to cry. And that's why they have to die. And they have to die right now. You don't want them to have a long, lingering illness. You want death. A quick, excruciating, see-you-in-hell kind of death. You don't want to lug a bag of chemicals and a garden hose around the yard. It takes too long. And baits can take up to a week. No, my friend, you want Ant-Stop Orthene Fire Ant Killer from Ortho. You put two teaspoons of Ant-Stop around the mound, and you're done. You don't even water it in. The scout ants bring it back into the mound. And here's the really good part: EVERYBODY DIES. Even the queen; it's that fast. And that's good, because killing fire ants shouldn't be a full-time job, even if it is pretty fun. Ant-Stop Orthene Fire Ant Killer from Ortho. KICK FIRE ANT BUTT. :) George
  20. Interesting school. "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"? George
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