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The dove is probably representative of either "the" or hopefully "the" plus the first sound of the next word (v or maybe f) What the sad man represents eludes me at this time. George

Okay. Same show, different rendering: Still 3 pics, only one name George

None of those. George

three pics, need two names George

Took a while. Cutthroat Island Geena Davis Transylvania 6-5000 George (If you haven't seen T6-5000, it was Davis's first film with her future husband.)

Ummmmm.... "House." George

I think "Yippie-kai-yay, m-------f----r!" would have been the giveaway line, but anyway... "What is best in life?" "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women." George

"Die Hard"? George

Good one! I'll give the others a chance to get it, too. George

Right idea, wrong movie. This was from "UHF", starring Weird Al Yankovic as a slacker who inherits a UHF TV station. He programs all sorts of goofy shows, including the animal show alluded to in the quote. There are also movies like "Conan the Librarian" and commercials for "Spatula City" and "Plots R Us." It featured a pre-Nanny Fran Drescher and a pre-Seinfeld Michael Richards. Go rent it. You won't be disappointed. FREE POST!! George

Finally!!! COLUMN + BEAU (Bridges) or (Clara) BOW You're up! George

Does that help? George :)

What are the names of the Bridges brothers. One of them will give it away. George

I'm hoping that the reason that this puzzle has gone unanswered is that no one recognizes the classic movie star. While I always prefer to use women, maybe this will give it asway and move it along: George

Actually, its a tureen, not an urn, but whatever gets you there! You're up. George

All right. SOMEBODY answer this! George

Purlpe Days, I brought the computer and old hard drive back to Best Buy. The Geek wasn't sure how to do the transfer, so I had him open Explorer and then navigate to your post! It eventually got done. ;) George

"God, you're gonna remember this the rest of your life. Can't believe you've never been cow tipping before. Get ready to live. Huh, huh, huh, ssshhhh. She's sleepin'. What you do is, you put your shoulder into her and you push." "And?" "They fall over, hee, hee, hee." "And this doesn't strike you as kinda' dumb?" "We're family, we're gonna be doing lots of dumb stuff together. Wait 'til Christmas." "It's called reading! Top to bottom, left to right... a group of words together is called a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches... Midol for any cramps." "Hey, what's your name?" "Helen." "That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet." [Reaches down and picks up a dinner roll] "Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet." [Pokes the roll playfully] "You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go..." [makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll] [Wailing loudly, making the whole restaurant look] "Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my sale! And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?" "God, you're sick!" "Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you." "You're right! You're not your dad! He could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves!" "Ketchup Popsicle?" "Yeah. I learned everything I know from him. I didn't have a real father, but you, he was your real dad and you just took him for granted." "I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it." George

"Young Frankenstein" (or is it Frahnkenshteen?) :) All right, this movie isn't really well-known, so I'm violating my own rules, but the previous quotes reminded me of this. And, if you HAVE seen the movie, you'll remember this line: "Badgers? We don'need no stinking badgers!" George

As it happens, I filled out one of those on-line reviews of service, pointing out how PO'ed I was about Best Buy not setting up Outlook with my old data. I got an e-mail from the service manager telling me to come in and they'll take care of it. If they mess up again, I'll try what you wrote. Thanks, George

It's one of those early Clint Eastwood films, but I'm not sure which one. I'll guess "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" George

Well, If Purple Days or flow gets it first, save yours! George

Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react. Heisenberg is stopped by a traffic cop who asks: "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know exactly where I am." A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve superconductors here." The superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance. A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest says "Bosons aren't allowed in here." The Higgs boson says "but without me, how can you have mass?" Wanted: Schrodinger's cat. Dead and alive. f(x) walks in to a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't cater for functions." A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. He asks the bartender how much. "For you, no charge." An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer. The second orders half of a beer. The third orders a quarter of a beer. The fourth orders an eighth of a beer. The bartender rolls his eyes and pours two beers. George

Well, you've got the names, and one of your guesses for the middle clue is correct, so you're almost there. George

Unfortunately, Waysider's post (link) didn't work, though I assume he knew it was "Tie Me Kangaroo Down." His line is from "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-dot Bikini" by Brian Hyland. When you were a child you were a treated kind but you were never brought up right You were always spoiled with a thousand toys but still you cried all night George