GeorgeStGeorge

I can't believe that Raf and I are the only ones who know this, Here's another verse, making it even EASIER:

He's got a girl named Jane with no last name

Kinda homely and plain but he loves her just the same

Cuz she kindles a flame and it drives him insane

When he hears her sing, she really does her thing

It's her claim to fame, come on, sing one Jane

George

"One More Repossession (And I'll Be out of Debt)" by Perfect Stranger. (See my post in teh "Name that Tune" thread for the lyrics. I had to stop dancing, I was laughing so hard!

George

Got to agree with jetc, here. I'm not a big fan of those loud-mouthed ambulance chasers on TV, but if you really have been hurt by someone, that person (or his insurance company) needs to make it right. Hopefully, the person who hit your sister was insured. One way or the other, though, I 'm definitely praying for her and her husband.

George

Guess we should give them a hand, eh George?

Well, they're all I can stand.

All right. THIS should give it away to the rest of you:

He's got a pet monkey who likes to get drunky,

Sings boogie-woogie and it sounds real funky.

Come on, sing one, Monkey. Your go.

George

You guys are going straight to Gehenna in a handbasket, finding humor in the pain of your fellow man! I'm telling you, thoe Reckless and Hilarious Devil Spirits are coming after you! I'm reporting this thread to modnuthinbettertodo!

I'm not worried, unless you use BIG RED LETTERS!

George

Bigamy: having one wife too many.

Monogamy: see "bigamy."

George

WW,

You may comparing apples and oranges here (or at least oranges and tangerines).

I don't know how a professional lighting system would compare with the lights my dad used to film super-8 home movies.

Also, light intensity diminishes as the square of the distance from the source. So, lights four times as powerful would give the same illumination if they were twice as far away. VP's set was probably larger than my living room.

George

Sox/Cards. (Cards win in 6.)

George

Pirate, that means it's your turn!

George

I don't know...it was pretty painful to watch! :o

My favorite was the goofball with the nunchucks trying to get back up and continue his routine! :lol:

George

I could have sworn I replied this morning. Must have hit "Back" instead of "Add Reply"!

Anyway, it's neither "Would You Like to Swing on a Star" (though the line was probably swiped from it) nor "Rosalita" (which I doubt I've ever heard).

Here are the only other lyrics that won't give it away instantly:

He ordered Chet's Guitar course C.O.D.

Makes "A" and "E" and he's working on "B"

Digs "C" and "W" and "R" and "B"

George

Moony,

Get over to "Name that Flick" and post a clue!

(Sorry for the commercial interruption.)

George

Moon Girl,

You're sweet but he don't like these things so he may not come around much here. ;)

Have a good day.

Of course, it's hard to miss if your name is in the title of the thread!

Happy birthday, Mr. Man!

George

My wife had some bleeding about two years ago. A colonoscopy turned up a polyp that had cancerous cells in it. Fortunately, all the cancer was localized in the polyp, so no further treatment was necessary (except for periodic checkups). I pray that it goes as well for Robert.

George

I couldn't listen to the file last night because my wife was loading songs on her ipod. I can't listen to it at work because bluzecentral.net is BLOCKED! :o However, I'm familiar enough with French to know the movie from Rick's clue. I didn't see the movie, but I seem to recall that it starred Nicole Kidman and Queen Latifah.

George

Hey. Until last year, it was same old Astros. Get in the playoffs, out in one round.

George

And for those who point out that the White Sox haven't won a post-season series since 1919, I should mention that they were in the World Series in 1959. That was before all this divisional stuff!

All righty, then. That was "One More Repossession (and I'll Be Out of Debt)" by Perfect Stranger.

I told my boss where to get off two months ago today

Now the bills are piling high and they're hauling things away

They took the living room sofa the kool-aid stains and all

Now my butts down on a hardwood floor and my back's against the wall

One more repossession and I'll be out of debt

But what good is a VCR without a TV set

It's less and less depressing before they come again

One more repossession and I'll be out of debt

Last night I turned in early 'cause they turned off lights

The repo man took my truck in the middle of the night

Things are gone to pieces you know the times are hard

When you have to use your Visa just to pay your Mastercard

One more repossession and I'll be out of debt

But what good is a VCR without a TV set

It's less and less depressing before they come again

One more repossession and I'll be out of debt

It's getting less and less depressing before they come again

One more repossession and I'll be out of debt

Yeah one more repossession and I'll be out of debt

I remember being out dancing (C&W) one night and hearing this. I had to stop dancing, I was laughing so hard!

Try this (much easier, I imagine):

He's got a union card and he's practicing hard

To play the guitar

Gonna be a big star, yeah, he's gonna go far

And carry moon beams home in a jar

George

Two incredibly stupid things I saw after the Astros' win:

Commentator on the field asks Clements, "Roger, when you woke up this morning, did you think you'd be the winning pitcher today?"

Commentator in the studio: "I think Clements's stuff was better today than when he lost a couple days ago."

How much do these folks get paid??

George

Clearly Bogart. I honestly don't know if I've ever watched a whole Bogey movie, though. I couldn't tell you which one this clip was from.

George

Yes.

A rerigerated train car is referred to as a "reefer."

George

Here's the whole first verse. If no one gets it I'll try another.

I told my boss where to get off two months ago today

Now the bills are pilling high and they're hauling things away

They took the living room sofa the kool-aid stains and all

Now my butts down on a hardwood floor and my back's against the wall

George

All right, see if this is easier:

George

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Mine's "Ed Wood." (Probably my favorite Martin Landau flic, too!)

George

I bet Belle would get this.

George

We'll see if anyone else gets it. If not, I'll try another version of the first clue.

George