MaddyWolf

I must have been hungry when posting the quotes. I didn't realise how many of them involved food. You are right, most quotes involved Victoria and Toddy. Although there are also quotes with Victoria's landlord, King Marchand, Squash, the Chez Lui's owner and 3 of the dancers from "Victor" 's show... As you guessed it, it's your turn now, George. :)

"The bourguignon was just a little tough." "Maybe the way you are eating your jaws are getting tired." "Speaking of overworked jaws, why don't you treat yours to a sabbatical and fetch me a wine list?" "This is all they have." "This? The last time I saw a specimen like this, they had to shoot the horse!" "How lucky can you get? In one evening a Rockefeller... and a Groucho Marx." "Oh, they didn't shoot a real horse... just a costume with two waiters in it." "I shall think of a sharp retort while I am getting your roast chicken." "It's a wise man who knows when to throw in the towel." "And it is a moron who gives advice to a horse's arse." "Are you impugning this lady's integrity?" "She's impugning my salad." "Apparently the mob doesn't find homosexuality to be an acceptable lifestyle... " "Kill him, but mustn't kiss him." "I know what you're thinking... and you ought to be ashamed of yourself." "What are you doing?" "I am, uh, helping you to stand up!" "That's funny, I thought I *was* standing up!" "Maybe you'd like to lie down." "You're confusing me!" "I might want to play some golf." "Boss, it's snowing outside!" "We'll use red balls." "He's fantastic." "He's a phony." "What do you mean?" "If he's a Polish count, I'm Greta Garbo." "Well, Greta, whatever he is, I think he's divine." "In spite of what you think, Monsieur Labisse, there are professions where practice *does* make perfect. ..." "What in hell was that?" "B flat." "You promised to pay me on Tuesday, then on Wednesday, then on Thursday..." "What's that?" "What?" "Spaghetti?" "Uh, yes, with meatballs." "I'll sleep with you for a meatball." "You would?" "Oh, missed your chance." "it's anybody's guess what I could end up with." "Oh, I'd guess about thirty days." "If all goes well, I expect to leave here poor, but sated. I have a... a bug in my purse. At the appropriate moment it goes in my salad." "It'll never work." "A bug in my salad?" "In a place like this, it would be an even if there WASN'T a bug in your salad." "What about a... cockroach?" "A cockroach!" "Shhh! Bigger than your thumb!" "Ew, God! " "I just find it hard to believe that you're a man." "Because you found me attractive as a woman?" "Yes, as a matter of fact." "That happens frequently." "Not to me." "Just proves the old adage: "There's a first time for everything." " "I don't think so." "But you're not a hundred per cent sure?" "Practically." "Ah, but to a man like you, someone who believes he could never, under any circumstances find another man attractive, the margin between "practically" and "for sure" must be as wide as the Grand Canyon. "

"The bourguignon was just a little tough." "Maybe the way you are eating your jaws are getting tired." "Speaking of overworked jaws, why don't you treat yours to a sabbatical and fetch me a wine list?" "This is all they have." "This? The last time I saw a specimen like this, they had to shoot the horse!" "How lucky can you get? In one evening a Rockefeller... and a Groucho Marx." "Oh, they didn't shoot a real horse... just a costume with two waiters in it." "I shall think of a sharp retort while I am getting your roast chicken." "It's a wise man who knows when to throw in the towel." "And it is a moron who gives advice to a horse's arse." "Are you impugning this lady's integrity?" "She's impugning my salad." "Apparently the mob doesn't find homosexuality to be an acceptable lifestyle... " "Kill him, but mustn't kiss him." "I know what you're thinking... and you ought to be ashamed of yourself." "What are you doing?" "I am, uh, helping you to stand up!" "That's funny, I thought I *was* standing up!" "Maybe you'd like to lie down." "You're confusing me!" "I might want to play some golf." "Boss, it's snowing outside!" "We'll use red balls." "He's fantastic." "He's a phony." "What do you mean?" "If he's a Polish count, I'm Greta Garbo." "Well, Greta, whatever he is, I think he's divine." "In spite of what you think, Monsieur Labisse, there are professions where practice *does* make perfect. ..." "What in hell was that?" "B flat."

"The bourguignon was just a little tough." "Maybe the way you are eating your jaws are getting tired." "Speaking of overworked jaws, why don't you treat yours to a sabbatical and fetch me a wine list?" "This is all they have." "This? The last time I saw a specimen like this, they had to shoot the horse!" "How lucky can you get? In one evening a Rockefeller... and a Groucho Marx." "Oh, they didn't shoot a real horse... just a costume with two waiters in it." "I shall think of a sharp retort while I am getting your roast chicken." "It's a wise man who knows when to throw in the towel." "And it is a moron who gives advice to a horse's arse." "Are you impugning this lady's integrity?" "She's impugning my salad." "Apparently the mob doesn't find homosexuality to be an acceptable lifestyle... " "Kill him, but mustn't kiss him." "I know what you're thinking... and you ought to be ashamed of yourself." "What are you doing?" "I am, uh, helping you to stand up!" "That's funny, I thought I *was* standing up!" "Maybe you'd like to lie down." "You're confusing me!" "I might want to play some golf." "Boss, it's snowing outside!" "We'll use red balls."

:D Ok, then... hope it's easy to guess... "The bourguignon was just a little tough." "Maybe the way you are eating your jaws are getting tired." "Speaking of overworked jaws, why don't you treat yours to a sabbatical and fetch me a wine list?" "This is all they have." "This? The last time I saw a specimen like this, they had to shoot the horse!" "How lucky can you get? In one evening a Rockefeller... and a Groucho Marx." "Oh, they didn't shoot a real horse... just a costume with two waiters in it." "I shall think of a sharp retort while I am getting your roast chicken." "It's a wise man who knows when to throw in the towel." "And it is a moron who gives advice to a horse's arse." "Are you impugning this lady's integrity?" "She's impugning my salad." "Kill him, but mustn't kiss him."

Is it "Taxi Driver"? :unsure:

I didn't remember about the hip breaking continuity problem. But yes, that's the episode: Distant Voices.

"It's a Cardassian holosuite program. An adaptation of one of Shoggoth's enigma tales." "I see." "You sound disappointed. I thought you liked mystery novels." "I do. Human mystery novels. The problem with Cardassian enigma tales is that they all end the same way. All the suspects are always guilty." "Yes, but the challenge comes from determining exactly who is guilty of what." "This will be my thirtieth birthday." "It's no use. As far as I can tell, the station's suffered some kind of massive systems failure. Aside from life support, and simple functions like turbolifts and doors, nothing seems to be working. It's been like this for hours. I was up late programming some replicator patterns for a suit I'm designing, and everything just went dead." "Well, in many human cultures, the thirtieth birthday is considered a sort of milestone. It marks the end of youth and the beginning of the slow march into middle age." "The chief's a man of many talents, but keeping a secret isn't one of them." "I was looking for Constable Odo. Everyone on this station seems to have disappeared." "Not everyone. I just saw Quark. He was cowering behind his bar. He thinks someone is terrorizing the station. And I'm not sure I disagree with him." "What do you mean? Tell me what's going on." "There was some... thing in Quark's... tearing up the place. I never got a good look at it, but believe me, it wasn't friendly." "Your hair. It seems to be turning gray." "So I've noticed." "I guess you had reason to worry about turning thirty after all. Either that, or your job is more stressful than I thought." "Look, Garak, we don't have time for this. We have to find out what's going on here." "I agree. Maybe we should split up. I can search the Docking Ring while you look around the Habitat Ring and the Central Core." "I know it sounds strange, but I keep hearing voices." "I'm in a coma." "You know, Doctor, the thing I find most fascinating about this entire incident is how your unconscious mind chose people you know to represent the various parts of your personality." "It did make things interesting." "What I find interesting is how your mind ended up casting me in the role of the villain." "I wouldn't read too much into that, Garak." "How can I not? To think, after all this time, all our lunches together... you still don't trust me. There's hope for you yet, Doctor." - "I'm part of you, remember? I know what you know. Maybe even a little more." "Still the man of mystery?" "You wouldn't have me any other way." "You can't escape, Doctor. You can run if you want, but you can't outrun death." "These monitors... they're displaying my vital signs." "What's the prognosis?" "Pulse is thready... blood pressure dropping steadily... I'm dying." "I could've told you that just by looking at you." "Doctor, are you trying to say that you're afraid of growing old."

I think with the last set of quotes I indeed gave the whole plot. I can keep posting quotes to make it more clear, but the plot is in there. :( The episode is one I like, but apparently it's not a memorable one to anyone else. Do you think more quotes will help? If so I'll post more later.

"It's a Cardassian holosuite program. An adaptation of one of Shoggoth's enigma tales." "I see." "You sound disappointed. I thought you liked mystery novels." "I do. Human mystery novels. The problem with Cardassian enigma tales is that they all end the same way. All the suspects are always guilty." "Yes, but the challenge comes from determining exactly who is guilty of what." "This will be my thirtieth birthday." "It's no use. As far as I can tell, the station's suffered some kind of massive systems failure. Aside from life support, and simple functions like turbolifts and doors, nothing seems to be working. It's been like this for hours. I was up late programming some replicator patterns for a suit I'm designing, and everything just went dead." "Well, in many human cultures, the thirtieth birthday is considered a sort of milestone. It marks the end of youth and the beginning of the slow march into middle age." "The chief's a man of many talents, but keeping a secret isn't one of them." "I was looking for Constable Odo. Everyone on this station seems to have disappeared." "Not everyone. I just saw Quark. He was cowering behind his bar. He thinks someone is terrorizing the station. And I'm not sure I disagree with him." "What do you mean? Tell me what's going on." "There was some... thing in Quark's... tearing up the place. I never got a good look at it, but believe me, it wasn't friendly." "Your hair. It seems to be turning gray." "So I've noticed." "I guess you had reason to worry about turning thirty after all. Either that, or your job is more stressful than I thought." "Look, Garak, we don't have time for this. We have to find out what's going on here." "I agree. Maybe we should split up. I can search the Docking Ring while you look around the Habitat Ring and the Central Core." "I know it sounds strange, but I keep hearing voices." "I'm in a coma." "You know, Doctor, the thing I find most fascinating about this entire incident is how your unconscious mind chose people you know to represent the various parts of your personality." "It did make things interesting." "What I find interesting is how your mind ended up casting me in the role of the villain." "I wouldn't read too much into that, Garak." "How can I not? To think, after all this time, all our lunches together... you still don't trust me. There's hope for you yet, Doctor."

"It's a Cardassian holosuite program. An adaptation of one of Shoggoth's enigma tales." "I see." "You sound disappointed. I thought you liked mystery novels." "I do. Human mystery novels. The problem with Cardassian enigma tales is that they all end the same way. All the suspects are always guilty." "Yes, but the challenge comes from determining exactly who is guilty of what." "This will be my thirtieth birthday." "It's no use. As far as I can tell, the station's suffered some kind of massive systems failure. Aside from life support, and simple functions like turbolifts and doors, nothing seems to be working. It's been like this for hours. I was up late programming some replicator patterns for a suit I'm designing, and everything just went dead." "Well, in many human cultures, the thirtieth birthday is considered a sort of milestone. It marks the end of youth and the beginning of the slow march into middle age." "The chief's a man of many talents, but keeping a secret isn't one of them." "I was looking for Constable Odo. Everyone on this station seems to have disappeared." "Not everyone. I just saw Quark. He was cowering behind his bar. He thinks someone is terrorizing the station. And I'm not sure I disagree with him." "What do you mean? Tell me what's going on." "There was some... thing in Quark's... tearing up the place. I never got a good look at it, but believe me, it wasn't friendly."

I guess that means it's my turn again... "It's a Cardassian holosuite program. An adaptation of one of Shoggoth's enigma tales." "I see." "You sound disappointed. I thought you liked mystery novels." "I do. Human mystery novels. The problem with Cardassian enigma tales is that they all end the same way. All the suspects are always guilty." "Yes, but the challenge comes from determining exactly who is guilty of what." "This will be my thirtieth birthday." "It's no use. As far as I can tell, the station's suffered some kind of massive systems failure. Aside from life support, and simple functions like turbolifts and doors, nothing seems to be working. It's been like this for hours. I was up late programming some replicator patterns for a suit I'm designing, and everything just went dead."

I think I've got it now. I can't remember the name of the episode, but wasn't it the one where Rom creates an union protesting Quark's treatment of employees?

I can tell that's DS9, 4th season or up. And the last quote involves Worf and Odo. But I can't remember anything more accurate than that. :(

Yes! The episode is indeed Facets. The one where Jadzia goes the the zhiantara ceremony to interact with Dax's former hosts. The Guardian to Jadzia and Julian after his body was used by Torias: "It's late... I think it's time we returned Doctor Bashir's body to him..." Kira, when Jadzia asked her if she was Lela: "In a sense I am. After all, what is a person if not the sum of their memories... ?" Quark, when Jadzia asked all of her friends to participate in the ceremony: "You're asking me to hand my body over to some... dead person?" Sisko and Odo as Curzon: "aren't you happy to see me?" "Of course... but... where's Jadzia... ?" "It's all right... I told her I wanted to come see you, and that we'd meet at Quark's later... I'm going to give that little toad the scare of his life..." "Now you sound like Odo..." And Jadzia joins them: "I see the two of you are having a good time..." "As good a time as two gentlemen can have without the company of a lady... please, join us... Excuse me while I slip into something more appropriate... I love being a changeling..." Odo as Curzon informs Jadzia of an odd decision: "I've decided to stay where I am... in this body..." And later on, Jadzia confront Odo/Curzon about it: "I want my memories back." "I'm sorry. I realize this is difficult for you, but you'll get over it. Trust me, it's better this way." "For you, maybe. You and Odo. You're both living out a life you never could have had otherwise. But it's my life you're living... those should be my memories." Julian and O'Brien. This is part of another plot of the same episode, Nog pass his exam and will be recommended by Sisko to join the Academy: "Something wrong, Chief?" "It just occurred to me... once that kid gets out of the Academy, I'm going to have to start calling him "sir." " Odo as Curzon explains Jadzia his odd decision: "So now that you know... you can see why it's best for both of us that I stay here, in this body..." "Why? Because you loved me... ?" "Because I still love you..." Your turn now...

"It's late... I think it's time we returned Doctor Bashir's body to him..." "In a sense I am. After all, what is a person if not the sum of their memories... ?" "You're asking me to hand my body over to some... dead person?" "aren't you happy to see me?" "Of course... but... where's Jadzia... ?" "It's all right... I told her I wanted to come see you, and that we'd meet at Quark's later... I'm going to give that little toad the scare of his life..." "Now you sound like Odo..." "I see the two of you are having a good time..." "As good a time as two gentlemen can have without the company of a lady... please, join us... Excuse me while I slip into something more appropriate... I love being a changeling..." "I've decided to stay where I am... in this body..." "I want my memories back." "I'm sorry. I realize this is difficult for you, but you'll get over it. Trust me, it's better this way." "For you, maybe. You and Odo. You're both living out a life you never could have had otherwise. But it's my life you're living... those should be my memories." "Something wrong, Chief?" "It just occurred to me... once that kid gets out of the Academy, I'm going to have to start calling him "sir." " "So now that you know... you can see why it's best for both of us that I stay here, in this body..." "Why? Because you loved me... ?" "Because I still love you..."

"It's late... I think it's time we returned Doctor Bashir's body to him..." "In a sense I am. After all, what is a person if not the sum of their memories... ?" "You're asking me to hand my body over to some... dead person?" "aren't you happy to see me?" "Of course... but... where's Jadzia... ?" "It's all right... I told her I wanted to come see you, and that we'd meet at Quark's later... I'm going to give that little toad the scare of his life..." "Now you sound like Odo..." "I see the two of you are having a good time..." "As good a time as two gentlemen can have without the company of a lady... please, join us..." "Excuse me while I slip into something more appropriate... I love being a changeling..." "I've decided to stay where I am... in this body..."

:D New quotes, then: "It's late... I think it's time we returned Doctor Bashir's body to him..." "After all, what is a person if not the sum of their memories... ?" "You're asking me to hand my body over to some... dead person?"

Is it "The Storyteller"? ...The DS9 episode where O'Brien had to take the place of a guy in charge of telling a story about a thing (it looked like an ugly cloud but I can't remember what it was) that interacted with the emotions of the people in town... *bites her nails* *isn't quite sure*

Yes it is. :) The three quotes are from Garak during his time sharing the holosuit "James Bond" adventure of Julian Bashir. WordWolf, in this case it's not just "a holo-program can kill people". The patterns of the Defiant's crew was stored in the DS9 computer after an accident and if a character was killed in the holo-simulation, the signature of that person would be deleted from the computer as a result. So any action that would terminate the program might kill one of Julian friends. A bit more twisted than the simple "killed while the safeties were off" kind of death. He had to stall until Eddington and Nog where able to save them by transporting them back (and there it gets technical and I get lost)... and he did that by following the lead of the "bad guy" and destroying the planet. Last quote was Garak inviting himself back for another adventure with Julian. I guess that means it is your turn now, WordWolf...

Ok, George. Here are the quotes, then: "Eventually you may have to let someone die." "Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world." "But why don't we have lunch at your place -- in Hong Kong."

Thanks, WordWolf. Those are easy rules. :) I'll try to remember to abstain from using Voyager quotes, then.

Thank you, George. Oh. If I'm right, how I'm supposed to go about with the clues? Is there a proper number of them that I have to quote? :unsure:

*waves hand a bit shyly* Hello, everyone. I'm new here at the forum. I hope you don't mind me intruding in your game, but I think I know the answer... Is it TOS episode "Where no man has gone before"?