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Since we were just talking about this guy a few days ago, I thought you might get a kick out of seeing this: Camp Granada Ah, the good old days of low-tech tv ads.

Elliott Gould MASH Donald Sutherland

You got it husband Jeff. Figured a guy would know it.

Attention burger freaks. A joint called Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA has introduced the largest hamburger ever sold by a restaurant. This sucker weighs in at FIFTEEN POUNDS. Its made with: 10 1/2 pounds of ground beef 25 slices of cheese one head of lettuce three tomatoes two onions 1 1/2 cups each of ketchup, mustard, mayo, relish and banana peppers and a very large bun Creator Denny Liegey says it could easily feed a family of 10, and since it was introduced last Saturday, two have been sold. No mention of how many folks chowed down on those two. If you want to order one, you might want to call ahead as it takes about two and a half hours to cook that slab of meat just right. Cost: $30.00 You want fries with that?

Nope

It is Bond, James Bond. Sean Connery version.

It's the first time I've tasted women. They're rather good. ...and no, it's not a porno movie. :D-->

Peter Pan

Woody Harrelson Kingpin Randy Quaid

Spencer Tracy Guess Whos Coming to Dinner Sidney Poitier

That's Jessica Lange, but I didn't know she ever lived in Virginia. I thought she lived in Minnesota.

If you want to hear a bad accent, check out Harrison Ford trying to pull off a Russian one in "K-19: The Widowmaker." What was he thinking?

Exactly.

Here's a little more detail on this story: Milwaukee Journl-Sentinel (April 28) - A usually unseen side of the Girl Scouts' annual cookie sale surfaced Thursday when the Great Blue Heron Council of the organization filed small-claims lawsuits accusing two couples and three women of not ponying up for goodies they ordered. "Please note that non-payment for Girl Scout cookies represents fraud," the council noted in form letters that preceded the legal action, according to the lawsuits. "We are willing to work with you to set up a repayment plan; however, you must call within the next two weeks to make these arrangements. "After that time, we will take whatever steps are necessary, including submitting this information to a collection agency, to protect our interests." Christine Slowinski, communications director for council, said the lawsuits, which this year concern amounts ranging from $301.42 to $1,485.68 for 2003 and 2004 orders, are an unfortunate annual undertaking. "Thankfully, it's a very small part of the process," Slowinski said. "If we can't get the proceeds, then the programs that we have available are affected." Slowinski said the delinquents each year are a mix of parents who owe money for their daughters' cookies and people who pay for cookies with rubber checks. "We call many times before taking this step," Slowinski said. "We send them letters. When all else fails, this is our last resort. It's something we prefer not to do." Named in the lawsuits filed in Waukesha County Circuit Court this year are: Kimberly and Saturino Ortega of Waukesha ($406.42); James and Vanessa Edwards of Brookfield ($1,485.68); Teri Milligan of West Bend ($310.42); Tricia Hallett of Waukesha ($473.42); and Gianna George of Oconomowoc ($301.42). None of the people named could be reached for comment Thursday. "June 20, 2003 - Went to bank (credit union) to see if I could redeposit (the check), and they said she had a stop payment on it," a council representative noted on a call sheet for Vanessa Edwards, according to that lawsuit. "She told me to stop calling her at work. "I told her the Girl Scout office will be taking care of this situation from now on." In a letter the council received from Vanessa Edwards on Nov. 22, 2004, she wrote: "The desires of my heart are to serve God to the fullest and in this wise (sic), it is with great desire and much enthusiasm that I strive to clear my name. In an effort to pay my debt and clear my name, this is a letter of intent. Starting January 2005, you will receive a monthly payment until my debt has been repaid." Before closing, Edwards noted, "Also, it would be greatly appreciated if you would please report to the credit reporting agencies that this account is being settled." The council's suit against Edwards and her husband seeks $371.42 plus triple damages totaling $1,114.26 for a total of $1,485.68. "I have called at least seven times and left numerous messages, but I have not gotten a return call," a council representative noted on a call sheet for Milligan, who is being sued for $310.42 for 104 boxes of cookies sold by her daughter in 2004, according to that lawsuit. "From 3/5/04 to 3/10/04 - Every day contacted and spoke with mother," a representative noted on a call sheet for the Ortegas, who are being sued for $406.42 worth of cookies delivered to their daughter, according to that lawsuit. "Said on numerous occasions she would have a check." At another point, the representative noted, "Told us that they never agreed to pay for any donated cookies - that they had no idea what I was talking about." "The way it is set up, the girls are to receive a portion of the money from their sales, and that money goes to their troop," Slowinski explained. "But that money can't go to the troop until we get paid. "That's why we do this."

The only smell that brings back twi memories for me is Russian tea. They always had that stuff at the way coffeehouse in the old days, and when I was on the set-up crew, I used to make it. One whiff of that now takes me back to the little building behind the way home on Fifth Street in Greenville, NC. One of the few good memories I have of that experience.

Let's do at least one more oldie anyway. Not even the best of friends go halfsies on a rubber

From Here To Eternity , of course.

Hmm, I wonder. Could it be Beach Blanket Bingo? :D-->

One of those Frankie & Annette beach movies?

Shelley Winters The Poseidon Adventure Ernest Borgnine

Check this out: Porn Star Name Generator

Orlando Bloom Lord of the Rings(take your pick) Elijah Wood

Annie Hall it is.

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

I know Julie Andrews and Dana Andrews and Anthony Andrews and the Andrews Sisters, but I don't know David.