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awwwww thank you for responding to my post toppie :wub: i wish that little a-hole there would just send love without the rolling of the eyes

got this in an email today. it's really cute. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN. 1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF. 2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS. 3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT. 4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS. 5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH. 6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES. 7. MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD WHICH IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS . 8. THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT. AFTERWARDS, MOSES WENT UP TO MOUNT CYANIDE TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS. 9. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE APPLE. 10. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY. 11. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA. THEN JOSHUA LED THE HEBREWS IN THE BATTLE OF GERITOL. 12. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM. 13. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS SKILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR. HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES. 14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES. 15. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG THE MAGNA CARTA. 16. WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY FOUND JESUS IN THE MANAGER. 17. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION. 18. ST. JOHN THE BLACKSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD. 19. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE. 20. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE. 21. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS. 22. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES. 23. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN. 24. ST. PAUL CAVORTED TO CHRISTIANITY, HE PREACHED HOLY ACRIMONY WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARRAIGE. 25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY. (#14 made me howl)

i want it back, i want to see who is in there

you doctrinal dudes made good points about your dungeon

i agree wholeheartedly. thinking of invisible danny and sir guess and too many other great minds to mention

what in the h'ell are you talking about ? as i caress my new ford explorer and feel on top of the world (no copyright infringement here toppie) :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

i never watched it until now, but i think i'm hooked i'm also more popular at work and at the deli counter at shop rite i want chris to win and mandesa (sp?) to be number 2 i also love that amish looking fellow and i think miss pickler is legit ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i'm a nut it's ok you can say it

sorry i just saw this. hi rumrunner. guess i don't need to introduce myself again :) were you telling me you love me in that quote ((((((( rhino ))))))) did you say i was younger than someone !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rape of a baby child is a lot like death maybe even worse

oh does voting count here ? i seem to remember some votes about how long we should be able to edit our posts duh

swello, it's still hard for me to believe you're really over there !!!!!! have a great time. report back

damn bill !!!! i'm shocked you didn't go LOA

thank you jonny and i'm so very very very sorry may i toast to dear miles ryan's honor ? love, ex perhaps insane people tend to be paranoid about insane people my last comment was to you jim

i'm thinking stanford university might have helped bo's resume. whether or not he attended there while a wayfer has nothing to do with anything, except maybe they paid for it, not like he needed it.... no way ain't gonna happen. they brought their brains, genes, etc., into the program, yeah oksome people may not have known how to use a knife and fork, and i'm sure the training helped them from being thrown out of places

yahoo people search only lists 7 in the whole usa. do you have an idea of where he might be ? NY , WA, IA, TN (2), NC, and NH that's if he's listed of course

this is such a horribly tough one but today i'm trying to stay happy happy st. paddy's day

he won't be off until easter week happy st. paddy's day my dears love and cheers

"One clery said to me that I was no different than the VC." who is VC, rumrunner ? and who is johnny's brother, rhino ? -- when in this time frame did the tape come out to the way corps from the insane one about how the united states corps in particular were killing the way ministry or something along those lines

today i chose i feel differently at different times. but i never feel thrilled (choke) :)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha rhino !!!!!!really good points in your post yesterday my friend at work and i were talking about what we did with our college degrees. she was laughing as i described my little sidetrack from college until almost mid 30's

so heartbreaking distrubing beyond words. even if society says sick rather than monster, i do not feel they should ever see the light of day

thank you for the link shell now the kids are safe, do you think these were their own children???? i didn't know a female was one of the sick monstersi read the part about the littlest baby girl. words fail me

i can't tell you how many doors "jet-style packing" has opened for me

well thank god they have a dynamic teacher as the president now. this should help increase nonmembership

egotistical bullshhit artists living in fantasy land. it's embarrassing. veepee was the tupos. isn't that a bible type word ? these people makes me sick but also happy that i'm not under their makebelieve hypocritical nutso guilt thumb i think tupos means prototype or something like that