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  1. All drugs have a generic name. Tylenol is acetaminophen, Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, Advil is ibuprofen, and so on.

    The FDA has been searching for a generic name for Viagra, and announced that it has settled on Mycoxafailin.

    Also considered were: Mycoxafloppin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Mydixadud, and Alimpdixafixit. And, of course, Ibepokin.

  2. There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.

    After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest swimmer. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher.

    Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers. When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms."

  3. how did you know you were in a private topic adios?

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    i started a private thread and only invited myself. oooooohhhhhh i gotta tell you the fun i'm having!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha

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    yes i too would like to know how it works when it comes to who can see it

  4. i waited so long to open this wonderful present from my friends that i fell asleep !!!!!

    thank you with all my heart. i am touched, i really really am

    pi pi asked me if he could start a birthday thread and i told him "no" (((((thank you pirate))))) but now that satori did it i'm glad because it makes me feel really good. thank you satori

    oh and i have kind of an unrelated confession to make (what would a post of mine be without some kind of confession)

    sometimes some of you say something very kind to me and i don't answer. the reason for that is i don't want to bring the thread back up to the top 'cause i feel funny. i should really email and tell you thank you. just wanted you to know.

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    THANK YOU all for making me feel special. i appreciate you very much.

    lots and lots of love,

    the real person behind the handle

  5. happy birthday you special girl and my fellow crab

    i hope your birthday is wonderful. i know you find it hard to get into these special occasions, but i hope you find it easy to realize that you are appreciated and cared about xoxo

    happiest day and year ahead

    love,

  6. dear satori, thank you from my heart

    i saw (((you))) started a birthday thread for me

    pirate asked me if he could start one and i said no, but i'm glad now. thank you (((((((pirate)))))))

    i'm not going to read it until late tomorrow because it will be like opening a present

    thank you for what you said. i am the luckiest mom on the planet to have such a great son

    i'm also so lucky to have friends and internet connections with people like you

    lots of love,

    the crab

    sudo, good comment on star search

    [This message was edited by excathedra on June 22, 2002 at 10:23.]

  7. such a heartbreaking account of how evil and mean people can be (never mind in the name of God)

    dear bowtwi, are you going to let your wonderful son read this thread?

    either way, i really want you both to know how sorry i am and how much i admire your strength and your loving magnificent hearts

    (((((((bowtwi and bowtwi jr.)))))))

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