excathedra

i'm almost positive it is extwi@hotmail.com

i just can't remember if the extwi part is separated in any way

i don't think he'll mind because it's quite anonymous

try that one and i'll try to find out if i'm right or not

last seen at an old greasy spoon

hang in there kay

SWS, i'm sorry

not off the top of my head but i will look into it, ok?

was in 11th corps

happiest birthday to you. have a great one.

(wish you would come back and do some more fabulous writing!!!)

dennis miller, you should have what?

come clean this is better than hbo

A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son, Alan, comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy, Alan, says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Alan - "I have a baseball."

Man - "That's nice."

Alan - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Alan - "My dad's outside."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Alan - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that Alan and the lover are in the closet together.

Alan - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Alan - "I have a baseball glove."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Alan - "$750"

Man - "Sold."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."

Alan says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Alan -"$1,000"

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes little Alan sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

Alan says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that **** again.?

Dear Sirs:

I have the solution for the prevention of hijacking, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijacking, and the airline industry would have record sales.

Why the hell Congress and President Bush didn't think of this already is beyond me.

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

his face rings a bell

he's a dead ringer

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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New Sex Study

It has been studied and determined that the most often used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position.

The husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead.

the only thing i can think of is the ones you are linking to don't allow people to use the image

i have tried a couple, one worked, one did not

um, i'll try to find you a computer person like steve! to answer this because i'm not really sure

i will be praying for you wacky

you have courage

good luck

i'm praying for you and yours kay

i'm not gonna download them and sell them or anything

dot, i don't know if i want to see that movie, sounds scary

rob, have a good trip

Oh

Why you look so sad

tears are in your eyes

Come on and come to me, now

Don't

Be ashamed to cry

Let me see you through

Cause I've seen the dark side, too

When the night falls on you

You don't know what to do

Nothing you confess

Could make me love you less

I'll stand by you

I'll stand by you

Won't let nobody hurt you

I'll stand by you

So

If you're mad, get mad

don't hold it all inside

come on and talk to me now

Hey

what you got to hide

I get angry too,

Well I'm a lot like you

When you're standing at the crossroads

And don't know which path to choose

Let me come along

Cause even if you're wrong

I'll stand by you

I'll stand by you

Won't let nobody hurt you

I'll stand by you

Take me in into your darkest hour

And I'll never desert you

I'll stand by you.

And when

When the night falls on you baby

You're feelin' all alone

You won't be on your own

I'll stand by you

I'll stand by you

Won't let nobody hurt you

I'll stand by you

Take me in into your darkest hour

and I'll never desert you

I'll stand by you

I'll stand by you

Won't let nobody hurt you

I'll stand by you.

gingie, i loved what you said and your beautiful ideas for forum names which sound healing and whole

ahat

i've even known that fadda guy to visit there

well, happy birthday again stevie!!!!

i posted over on your birthday thread in the birthday forum (your cake is over there). but i was delighted to see it here. hope it can stay until the celebration is over. this way more people will see it!!

love and best wishes.

Happy Birthday Stevie !!!!!

make a wish

may all your wishes come true

lotsa love

hey what causes edit miracles ? flares or spots ?

ex10 i am so so happy to hear about JT

thank you krys

praying for you dear digi