"It's amusing that the roast beef is the same price as an Oldsmobile."
"I love you too... Rosenthal."
"A man should be treated better than his luggage." "Yeah, well, my luggage was sucked out the door. Luckily my radio is frozen to my wrist."
"You're a phony. You're a phony. Yes, you are! And you know what, you can't even sing. Your voice was dubbed."
"What are you doing here?" "A very brief cameo." "Me too."
"I suggest we jump." "Are you crazy? That's at least a hundred feet!" "I didn't say it was a GOOD suggestion." "Maybe we could jump PARTWAY."
"It pays to know a second language."
"But I hate pepperoni!"
"Frisbee?" "Lost." "Fake vomit?" "It's all in order!"
"Good idea- here are those paper towels." "Hey, I've got some hot mustard. Maybe that will eat through the bars."
"...so I said, ''Look, Mother. It's my life, okay? So if I want to live on a beach and walk around naked..." Oh."
"You are all WEIRDOS."
"Wake up. Here come the bikinis!"
"All out for England!" "Oh, great! The plane is landing!" "The plane? No, the plane lands in Italy. YOU land in England."